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T.F. Monkey
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T.F. Monkey
About this listen
Sometimes the smallest things can help answer the biggest questions.
This is a short book about the meaning of life from the perspective of a mucus cell named Lucas. It isn't meant to provide the universal answer to the meaning of life but instead help the listener be in the proper mental state to experience the answer for themselves. At least that was the intention behind the book.
Please be aware that this book does include themes of death and loss, and while told from the perspective of biological processes, may be too emotional for some listeners. Unfortunately, the question of life's meaning is connected to the issue of mortality, so one cannot address one without addressing both.
This book also isn't meant to push a particular religion, but does include eastern transcendental themes that may differ from some religious beliefs. This book isn't meant to offend, and is merely a thought experiment or parable meant to help the listener think about these subjects for themselves, and they may do so within whatever beliefs they currently hold. The book is written in a retro "little golden book" style.
PLEASE NOTE: When you purchase this title, the accompanying PDF will be available in your Audible Library along with the audio.
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- 07-10-24
good easy listening. you'll get an answer at the end
it is what it is. good stuff by legend TF Monkey. enjoyable and new. twist at the end
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