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  • Lucifer's Legal Lexicon

  • Another Diabolical Diplomatic Dictionary!
  • By: Eric Engle
  • Narrated by: Virtual Voice
  • Length: 1 hr and 10 mins

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Lucifer's Legal Lexicon

By: Eric Engle
Narrated by: Virtual Voice
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JOKES! SATIRE! You want to laugh, and a Faustian bargain awaits you within these pages!
Example: Q. "What do you call a guy who makes pipe bombs in his basement?"
A. Lefty...
Magic. Power! Wouldn't it be great? No one told you be careful what you wish for? This book is a sort of telephone directory to the infernal realms. It's a dictionary of code words for inter-dimensional diplomatic missions which seek to prevent, resolve, and triumph in spiritual and temporal war. It includes a few of the easier to reach infernal entities and explains whom you might contact and how. More importantly, it explains ways to dismiss, abjure, and disperse your unwanted house guests "from the Nether lands...". A cynical satirical look at politics, diplomacy, war and peace, and spiritual conflicts behind temporal conflict, Lucifer's Legal Lexicon is a darker book for darker times.

Most people believe it is difficult to "someone dumons". Summoning demons is comparatively easy. Getting rid of them isn't. You're here because you want to play with fire and brimstone, all while having a good laugh at this blackened burnt sad world. Someone unleashed a problem from hell. Someone is learning that all the king's horses and all the king's men, couldn't put Humpty together again. After all, what's a little infernal necromancy between frenemies hm?

About the author: A trappist monk living in exile or a hermitage. He has the power to see through time, to turn invisble, to project his soul into astral planes, and of course certain mantras we don't dare admit knowing let alone using. Alternatively, just a polyglot itinerant scholar with a wicked sense of humour. Take your pick and place your bets!

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