
Mars First
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Virtual Voice
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Marcus Goldfinch

This title uses virtual voice narration
Virtual voice is computer-generated narration for audiobooks.
Mars First by Marcus Goldfinch - Satirical Sci-Fi Novel (2025)
Embark on a hilarious, razor-sharp adventure with Mars First by Marcus Goldfinch, a satirical sci-fi masterpiece, this novel follows Mick Ventura and his testosterone-fueled crew as they attempt to colonize Mars with bravado, tactical vests, and zero practical skills. Packed with biting humor, absurd characters like the hood-wearing rapper Klanye, and a biting critique of toxic masculinity, this story of crumbling domes and clashing egos is perfect for fans of The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy and Good Omens.
Will their red planet dream survive, or will the arrival of the female-led Venus Project steal the show? Dive into this irreverent tale of ambition, failure, and Martian mayhem. Order now for a laugh-out-loud read that’s out of this world.
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