
Mascot Madness
Schooling Around
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Narrated by:
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Stig Wemyss
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By:
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Andy Griffiths
About this listen
1. Northwest Southeast Central School have never beaten Northwest West Academy at their annual track and field challenge because
A: they're better at knitting than they are at sport.
B: they are losers.
C: Northwest West Academy will stop at nothing to win.
2. Mr Brainfright dresses up in a banana suit and dances around because
A: he's bored.
B: he goes bananas.
C: he thinks it will inspire the students of Northwest Southeast Central School and lead them to victory.
3. When Henry McThrottle attempts the triple jump, instead of a hop, step and a jump he does
A: a burp, a dribble and a sneeze.
B: a twirl, a spin and the splits.
C: a stumble, a trip and a fall.
4. Mascot Madness is
A: a new type of dance.
B: when a mascot gets angry.
C: a very funny book about running, jumping, throwing, winning, losing, cheating, chasing, biting and really hard squeezing.
The answers to these questions - and many more - are contained between the covers of this very funny book about running, jumping, throwing, winning, losing, cheating, chasing, biting and really hard squeezing.
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Just Tricking!
- By: Andy Griffiths
- Narrated by: Stig Wemyss
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- Unabridged
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Overall
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Performance
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Story
Ever tried to get out of going to school by pretending that you're dead? Ever managed to convince a friend that they're invisible? Ever been stuck in a gorilla suit and nearly put in a zoo? Andy has. Andy's the greatest practical joker in the world ... well, almost. He would be, if only his practical jokes didn't have the annoying habit of backfiring on him.
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- By: Andy Griffiths
- Narrated by: Stig Wemyss
- Length: 1 hr and 37 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall
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Performance
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Story
Andy and Terry have a new book to write, but there's a problem. A BIG problem. Well, quite a few big problems actually.... On a hill not too far away there is a tree. And in that tree there is a tree house. And in that tree house there is a bowling alley, a see-through swimming pool, a tank full of sharks, a giant rope swing, a library full of comics, a secret underground laboratory, a vegetable vaporiser and a free marshmallow-dispensing machine.
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- Narrated by: John Beach
- Length: 2 hrs and 27 mins
- Abridged
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Overall
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Performance
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Story
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By: Andy Griffiths
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The Day My Butt Went Psycho!
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- Narrated by: John Beach
- Length: 1 hr and 56 mins
- Abridged
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Overall
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Performance
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Story
Can Zack save the earth from butts gone berserk? Can he defeat the biggest, ugliest, meanest butt the world has ever seen? More importantly, will Zack and his butt ever find true happiness? It's an adventure you and your butt will never forget!
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Butt overload!
- By Joan Good on 12-14-05
By: Andy Griffiths
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The 169-Story Treehouse
- The Treehouse, Book 13
- By: Andy Griffiths, Terry Denton
- Narrated by: Stig Wemyss
- Length: 1 hr and 37 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall
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Performance
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Story
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