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Amy Horikami
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I’m Serena. I’ve got all the looks of a mermaid: beautiful, blonde, and a killer swimmer. Except for one fact that makes me a failure, a dud in my family's eyes:
I’m a mermaid who CAN’T sing! Oh, and did I mention I HATE fish! Anyway, I’m more off-key than a walrus searching for his mate.
But sadly, our voice is supposed to do just that; help us find our mate, among other things.
So, instead of going to the prestigious school that my sister, Pearl, is going to for sirens who excel in such matters, I’m off to summer camp to teach supernaturals how to swim, and who do you think comes walking up to me all smug and grinning like he just caught a golden trout! My rival! Jake Tentrill, from the Kraken family.
Could things get possibly worse?
Welcome to Camp Spellbound. Where enemies turn to lovers and not everything or everyone is who or what they seem.
Dive in today!
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- Albert Canedo
- 11-03-24
Fun clean romantic fantasy story with happy ending!
I love these short stories and how they are just good feel good books. they have happy endings and are easy to read. I like how characters make mistakes and are forgiven. It's how people should be in real life.
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