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Lazaro Droznes
About this listen
Women love men with a sense of humor. The life of the party is the man who cracks the right word in the right moment. The problem is: Where are the good lines when you need them?
They are here. The best one-liners to show off in public and in private.
All the one-liners are related to sex, women, love, and relationships. Take the lines you'll need to become the life of the party. Dating will never be the same.
Download this book, and start dazzling women today!
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- StopDat
- 01-23-18
Not Good at all
Poor delivery mixed with bad jokes. Don’t waste your time. For such a short book it’s not well done.
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- Sean
- 02-25-16
Absolutely dreadful
I'm not sure what I was expecting, but this was awful. Completely unlistenable.
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- tom
- 08-02-16
worst narration I've ever heard. book was awful
i couldn't even make it to the end. it was bad enough the book itself was horrible but the narration was atrocious
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- Gene
- 03-03-16
Funny and possibly offensive
What made the experience of listening to More Dirty, Funny, Sexy, Witty One Liner Jokes the most enjoyable?
Some really ROTFL jokes in here and some that are far from politically correct and will no doubt offend some.
What did you like best about this story?
The gems were worth putting up with the groans.
Have you listened to any of James Killavey’s other performances before? How does this one compare?
Yes....He's not a stand up comic but that's not what this is. For what it is, he was fine.
What did you learn from More Dirty, Funny, Sexy, Witty One Liner Jokes that you would use in your daily life?
Got a few zingers I can use on unsuspecting friends and family.
Any additional comments?
It is what is is. Funny stuff, raunchy stuff and politically incorrect stuff. If you want a good laugh, get it. If you are easily offended, stay away.
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