
More Missions Accomplished
And a Lot More Funny Business
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Narrated by:
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Christopher Smith
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By:
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Tim Jenkins
About this listen
Funny things happen when you hit the road. More Missions Accomplished is the second collection of anecdotes and lessons learned from a traveler focused on the mission, whether business or leisure, and who finds the road itself can be wonderful.
- Enjoy a good thrashing near the Arctic Circle, make a mad dash to see the Taj Maha, and brandish a weapon before the Secret Service - and live
- Experience LA gang warfare - "sci-fi geek" style
- Get thrown out of secret briefings in Washington, DC
- Interdict a two-billion-dollar US warship off the Thai coast - on a jet ski
- Learn why roast lizard may be your best dinner option in Malaysia
- Tangle with the formidable Taiwanese Canine Customs Corp
- -Meet a real-life Jackie Chan with Spiderman skills
- Evade hungry gators who rule Kennedy Space Center at night
...And many more silly tales.
More Missions Accomplished will entertain and educate you; you'll want this book before you take that next flight or anytime you need a pleasant diversion in short bite-size chunks loaded with travel wisdom.
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