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Motherf*cker

By: Matthew Gilman
Narrated by: Virtual Voice
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Before 9-11, when life was simple and all we had to worry about was the president receiving a blowjob in the oval office, I worked as a cook in a local restaurant for a year. This is a collection of stories from that time, insights into the industry, and proof that the movie Waiting is more of a documentary then a comedy. Filled with stories about crackheads, screw-ups, thieves and degenerates, Motherf*cker will entertain while educating you on the people who prepare your food. If anything this might be a diet book on how to save money by never eating out again. You have been warned.

This title uses virtual voice narration

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