Separated by 10 years, 3,000 miles, and the unrelenting stresses of adulthood, best friends Janet and Serena plan a 40th birthday girls’ trip to reconnect. But after a massive crash, they’re the only survivors to wash ashore on an uncharted Caribbean Island. Armed with only the clothes on their backs and zero survival skills, they fight to overcome hunger, thirst, deadly wildlife—and most terrifyingly—decades of accrued resentment. Can they find their way home, or will they kill each other first?

In this award-winning Audible Studios production, Trevor Noah tells his wild coming-of-age tale during the twilight of apartheid in South Africa. It’s a story that begins with his mother throwing him from a moving van to save him from a potentially fatal dispute with gangsters, then follows the budding comedian’s path to self-discovery through episodes both poignant and comical.

A bad best man’s speech can ruin a wedding. Why do we plan every detail of a perfect day and then give the groom’s idiot best friend five minutes of total power? Enter Nate (Glen Powell), a speechwriter-for-hire who helps people write incredible best man speeches. To keep the best man from embarrassing himself (and the newlyweds), Nate uses his list of don’ts: Don’t mention the exes, don’t be rated R, and don’t bum everyone out. Nate’s system never fails. That is, until he meets Dan (Nicholas Braun).

Traumatized by the bombing of Dresden at the time he had been imprisoned, Pilgrim drifts through all events and history, sometimes deeply implicated, sometimes a witness. He is surrounded by Vonnegut's usual large cast of continuing characters (notably here the hack science fiction writer Kilgore Trout and the alien Tralfamadorians, who oversee his life and remind him constantly that there is no causation, no order, no motive to existence).

Alice's journey begins as all good journeys do: hitting on the sales guy at REI. After a tumultuous breakup, a quick career transition, family upheaval, and a sobriety journey that didn't fix her life quite as much as she expected it to, Alice decides that the only way to solve all her problems is to hike the Pacific Crest Trail. But as she begins preparing for the months-long quest, she realizes the answers she's seeking might not be on top of a snow-covered mountain. Especially since she just learned there was snow in California.

Jenna Jones, former It-girl fashion editor, is broke and desperate for a second chance. When she’s dumped by her longtime fiancé and fired from Darling magazine, she begs for a job from her old arch nemesis, Darcy Vale. The beyond-bitchy publisher of StyleZine.com, Darcy agrees to hire her rival - only because her fashion site needs a jolt from Jenna’s old school cred. But Jenna soon realizes she’s in over her head.

Patrick Bateman moves among the young and trendy in 1980s Manhattan. Young, handsome, and well educated, Bateman earns his fortune on Wall Street by day while spending his nights in ways we cannot begin to fathom. Expressing his true self through torture and murder, Bateman prefigures an apocalyptic horror that no society could bear to confront.

He is one of the longest-running cast members on Saturday Night Live, an American comedy genius renowned for his spot-on sendups of politicians and celebrities. But off-stage, Darrell Hammond’s life was anything but a joke. In CRAY, a special audio performance captured live onstage at Audible’s Minetta Lane Theatre, Hammond brings to life his acclaimed memoir, God, If You're Not Up There, I'm F*cked: Tales of Stand-Up, Saturday Night Live and Other Mind-Altering Mayhem.

Breakfast of Champions (1973) provides frantic, scattershot satire and a collage of Vonnegut's obsessions. His recurring cast of characters and American landscape was perhaps the most controversial of his canon; it was felt by many at the time to be a disappointing successor to Slaughterhouse-Five, which had made Vonnegut's literary reputation.

Heads Will Roll is an Audible Original from Saturday Night Live star Kate McKinnon and her cocreator/costar (and real-life sister) Emily Lynne. Produced by Broadway Video, this is not an audiobook - it’s a 10-episode, star-studded audio comedy that features performances from Meryl Streep, Tim Gunn, Peter Dinklage, Queer Eye’s Fab Five, and so many more. Please note: This content is not for kids.

** What Happens in Whistling Rock Stays in Your Heart. ** Pull out your ugly sweaters, roll out the gingerbread dough, and get ready to boogie with the townsfolk at the Snowflake Dance. This sweet holiday rom-com is sure to put a smile on your face and holiday cheer in your heart. After signing up for EMRT (Extreme Matchmaking Reform Therapy), Jessica and Jake get stuck in a small village straight from a Hallmark flick. But they're about to find out what the townsfolk have known all along—what happens in Whistling Rock...stays in your heart. Jessica, who's never particularly liked Jake, ...

"I think my husband is with your wife." I never thought I'd say those words, especially to a man like Beau Weaton, whose wife looks like a quintessential Kardashian. My adorably geeky Greg would never: A—cheat on me in the first place, and B—attract attention from the likes of Trish Wheaton. But when signs that he's cheating start to pile up, Beau and I gear up for a secret trip of our own: a good old-fashioned sting op! When the two of us eventually wind up single, I can't help but feel drawn to Beau, the one man who knows the depths of my pain. The trouble is, Beau Wheaton would never...

A woman who’s torn. A man who knows exactly what he wants—her. Years after a wrenching breakup, Liam shows up to Ashley’s bachelorette party, desperate to stop the wedding. She goes through with it anyway. Now she’s back, a divorced mother of two, and they have a second chance with the one that got away. Can Ashley give up her stubborn ways and accept Liam’s love, or will he be left with another broken heart? *Trigger Warning: Talk of accidental near-drowning of a baby. Get ready for another Forty-Something Singles of Virginia Beach with this second-chance romance! The Forty-...

Bree's stalker is out of prison. It's Greyson's job to protect her on the family's apple orchard. Danger & romance unite in this fun escape! When Bree’s stalker is released from prison, she heads to a remote orchard to hide away. Joining her is Greyson Law, a former bodyguard who had a crush on her in their school years. Soon sparks ignite between them, and Bree feels she and Greyson might have a future. But could it all be destroyed by the stalker from her past? After being stalked for several years, Bree Fox helped put her stalker behind bars. But now the time has come for his release. ...

He needs a girl that will stay. She's never been able to settle down. What happens when love sparks between them? Love is in the air in Cobble Creek—for everyone but Anthony Marino. Month after month the owner of Tony’s Diner watches happy couples stroll through that bell-chiming door, and he can’t help but wonder if it will ever be him. The winds shift in his favor when Kira Moretti rings that very same bell. During a childhood visit to Cobble Creek, the outgoing girl pinned him with his first kiss. Years later, the feelings are still there. But is Kira here to stay or does she—...

** I can't believe I agreed to this! ** Daisy is struggling to get over her past. Ian would do anything to fix it. When these high school sweethearts get a second chance, their chemistry is stronger than ever. But will their differences keep them apart? Ever dreamed of being famous? I did, but not like this. I’m Cake Girl—from the viral video where the groom shoves cake in the bride’s face. That video cost me my marriage which, let’s face it, was doomed from the start since the groom, Ian Kelly, is downright evil. Five years later, I’m still fighting flashbacks. But now I have a ...

A woman on the run. The only man she can trust to help her. Will the same danger that brings them together be the very thing that tears them apart? It was the ultimate summer love. Every trip Abbie took to Great Grandma’s Montana Ranch, she and Thatcher spent lazy afternoons on the lake and shared late-night kisses beneath the stars. Her parents would never approve of him, but that didn’t stop Abbie from falling deeply in love with the bull-riding country boy from Copeland Brothers Ranch. And though Abbie desperately wanted to tell her parents she didn’t want the life they’d mapped ...

Dozens of Cameras Millions of Viewers One Second chance When Nikki and her old high school flame go on a reality TV show, they’re locked in a home while the cameras roll. The goal? Help these high school sweethearts fall back in love. Is the old spark still alive or did it fizzle out long ago?

** FALLING IN LOVE NEVER FELT SO GOOD! ** A fun, feel-good, 4-book romance collection with men worth falling for. Cowboys and Billionaires includes: The Billionaire’s Second Chance: Billionaire Duke Benton, the last bachelor standing among the Benton Brothers, has a second chance at romance with a woman from his past. The one woman he regrets letting go of. But can he keep her in his grip this time? The Cowboy’s Catch: When Jason Keller bids on a date with Marlee at the town's fundraising event, Marlee's compelled to accept. It's just one date after all, and it's not like she'd ever ...

*** Flirting With Enemy *** Emmitt’s about to fall for a private investigator and he doesn’t even know it. Sloane is going to fall for him too, just before she learns that she’s working for the wrong side. The suspense is kicking up in Winter Kisses at The Homestead Inn. *** This series is best read in order. *** Billionaires In Hiding Series includes: 1. Springtime Love at The Homestead Inn: Country Boy & City Girl 2. Summer Nights at The Homestead Inn: While He Was Sleeping 3. Autumn Romance at The Homestead Inn: Do Nice Guys Finish Last? 4. Winter Kisses at The Homestead Inn: ...

***There's no better place to fall in love! *** Can you hear it? The seagulls calling, the breeze blowing, and the steady waves crashing over the shore. In this 3-book collection, you'll visit a beachside bungalow in the Maldives, the prestigious Royal Palms Resort, and a Tuscany-style Villa on Myrtle Beach. Expect closed-door romance with passion, heart, and plenty of white sand you can sink your toes into. 28 Days with a Billionaire After a billionaire jerk nearly ruins her life, Camila gets her dream job at a beachside villa. But that job looks more like a nightmare when she meets her ...

Quinn’s been in love with her friend, Micah, for two years straight.But between Micah’s dense skull and his even denser girlfriend, Quinn hasn’t stood a chance.But things are about to change. With Ms. Denser out of the picture and Christmas around the bend, Quinn has a plan that could switch their status from bumping fists to locking lips.

Kat Morgan signed up for a social experiment called Married at First Meet in hopes to find Mr. Right. But what happens when Mr Right's twin steps into his place?

Her brother is ruining their family, her cheating fiancé is ruining her life, and as Payton tries to pick up the pieces a stubborn cowboy steals her heart. Keeping up with the Kellers is no easy feat, but each family member must play their part. So when her brother Jason trades his Stanford scholarship for life as a measly ranch hand, Payton Keller must do what’s best for her high-profile family. But just before leaving The Golden State, Payton gets a devastating blow—her fiancé is cheating on her. With two fires to put out, Payton marches up the doorstep of her brother’s new boss...

I just got partnered with my former crush/current enemy. Our assignment? Explore the Chemistry of a Kiss. It was supposed to be a fake relationship, but then he kissed me. And things got real. How did I end up in a fake relationship with the gorgeous captain of the basketball team, Jett Bryant? I used to dream of kissing Jett back in kindergarten. He was the pastor's son, but that didn't stop me from tackling him on the playground and kissing him smack on the lips. Fast-forward to senior year when Jett and I got partnered to research—of all things—the chemistry of a kiss. It made me ...