Jimmy O’Malley swore he was done with Worcester. He left years ago, cleaned up his accent, and tried to bury his past under a new life in New York. But when his mother falls ill, there’s no avoiding the return—back to the old house, back to the family he left behind, back to his two relentless, razor-tongued sisters, Maggie and Trish, who never let him forget exactly where he came from.

Coming home means stepping into a war zone of old grudges, biting humor, and the kind of love that only comes wrapped in sarcasm and a well-aimed insult. But Worcester, like family, has a way of pulling you back in. When Billy stumbles on a historic building set for demolition, he unexpectedly finds himself fighting for more than just his place in the family—he’s fighting for the city itself.

Inspired by the legendary Major Taylor, the world-champion cyclist who trained on Worcester’s infamous George Street hill, Jimmy realizes that sometimes the hardest climbs make you the strongest. With the same stubborn resilience that defines his hometown, he takes on city hall, developers, and his own deep-seated doubts, proving that even the most reluctant prodigal Masshole might just have a reason to stay.

Hilarious, sharp, and packed with the grit and heart of working-class New England, My Twisted Sistas From Woostah: The Prodigal Masshole Returns is a story of family, redemption, and the inescapable pull of home. Perfect for readers who love biting dialogue, dysfunctional family sagas, and a big, messy dose of Bostonian attitude.