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Napoleon's Hemorrhoids…And Other Small Events That Changed History

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Napoleon's Hemorrhoids…And Other Small Events That Changed History

By: Phil Mason
Narrated by: LJ Ganser
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Hilarious, fascinating, and a roller coaster of dizzying, historical what-ifs, Napoleon's Hemorrhoids is a potpourri for serious historians and casual history buffs. In one of Phil Mason's many revelations, you'll learn that Communist jets were two minutes away from opening fire on American planes during the Cuban missile crisis, when they had to turn back as they were running out of fuel. You'll discover that before the Battle of Waterloo, Napoleon's painful hemorrhoids prevented him from mounting his horse to survey the battlefield. You'll learn that an irate blacksmith threw his hammer at a fox and missed, hitting a rock and revealing the largest vein of silver ever discovered, thus changing the finances of Canada forever. Interestingly, Charlton Heston was cast as Moses in The Ten Commandments because his broken nose made him look like Michelangelo's famous sculpture of Moses. Finally, no one knows Einstein's last words. They were in German, a language his nurse did not speak.

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The course of history is often attributed to the grandeur of mighty battle, great discoveries, or stellar feats. But what if every one of those events occurred through some highly unlikely or completely overlooked happening of chance? This is the through-the-looking-glass idea of Phil Mason's bizarrely entertaining Napoleon's Hemorrhoids...And Other Small Events That Changed History. This audiobook is brought to life by the joyously pugnacious performance of L. J. Ganser. If you want to do your historical curiosity a favor sit down and listen to this ridiculously great audio…and discover all the what-ifs of the past.

Fascinating Historical Tidbits • Entertaining Trivia Collection • Engaging Voice • Interesting Coincidences
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The book starts with some really interesting what if and near misses of history. It’s pretty amazing how many things almost happened or almost didn’t happen. However, as the book goes on it gets less interesting. In the second half it devolves more into minor anecdotes that just don’t seem to hold a lot of wait.

Also if you’re not from the UK you might be a little lost in some of the sports stories and business ideas

Starts better than it ends

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Astounding look. I loved it. All 3 times that I listened to. I recommend it strongly.

Excellent

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Revealed many surprising twists and turns that shaped our History yet are not widely known. Very informative and entertaining.

Well written, and well read by the reader.

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If you love, random bits of wacky information, this is definitely the book for you!

Very interesting

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Who knew Napoleon had hemorrhoids and someone’s job was to apply leeches to them! So many odd facts!

Great book! So many weird facts!

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Who says history is boring? What a fun and entertaining look at events in history. A very good "who knew" book. Fun from start to end! enjoy!

Haha, very entertaining

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In a style perhaps reminiscent of The People's Almanac (Wallechinsky, Wallace, 1975) this book is a series of well written and interesting historic vignettes. Despite comments from other reviewers, the Narrator does a fine job... although each segment was edited together without much time between. To me it would have moved too slow if a longer gap was employed. Just hit rewind.

Narrated well and edited tight

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This was a really great book, with a lot of very fun and interesting tidbits, the only problem is I had to repeatedly go back because I could not tell where one tale stopped and another one started. There are absolutely no pauses between them. It's like a computer with the voice of a really good narrator read this thing... without any punctuation. The narrators voice was great... I have a feeling this was all an issue with post production editing. Give us at least 2 full seconds between the different facts!

Great Book, HORRIBLE Editing

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This is a collection of interesting facts concerning how influential events happen. Some stories are infirmative, while others are also funny. The material is will organized and then examples ate plentiful. The narrator moves at a fast pace. I could not finish this book in one session. I would suggest that the listener go to another book fir awhile intermittently and then return to this book. The reason is that a some of the stories are so similar, it gets monotonous.

Very Interesting Facts

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Entertaining and enlightening book . I was very surprised by so many near misses and how our common humanity can shape events.

Fun facts

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