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Terry M. West
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In a dark, lustful, and treacherous world where monsters exist among us, Gary Hack is a drug addict and pornographer living in New York City. Having lost everything to his addiction, Gary begins a dangerous and soul-stunting descent into the world of underground monster fetish porn.
This is the unproduced pilot episode that was pitched to networks a couple of years ago for a potential Night Things television series.
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- Blackeagle
- 12-24-20
Hysterical Horror
I found Night Things to be incredibly well written and hysterical. This book has everything from vampires to zombies. I would highly recommend this book to anyone over the age of 18 who likes comedic horror and sex. The characters are quirky and funny especially with the voices and comedic timing of Paul Burt who absolutely knocks it out of the park. This is a must read but not while your eating. I received this book for free and this is my honest unbiased review.
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- RT
- 01-25-21
Entertaining Pilot
This pilot has a great plot and great narration. I look forward to future episodes.
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- Spooky Mike
- 01-04-21
Dark Monster Porn Entertainment
If you are aware of Terry M. West's past, you wiill know that at one point he was directing horror style B rated softcore porn. For that reason, you shouldn't be surprised there is quite a bit of graphic sex and gore in his stories. Like all his short stories, this is a dark and twisted tale that is absolutely delicious and perfect for those who like a little comedy thrown in with their horror, especially horror that centers around the porn industry. I admit I haven't read the other Night Thing stories and while they are on my list, I got to this pilot script first. I enjoyed the different aspect of the story being a script, but will say I didn't notice that much of a difference from his standard writing. So if scripts turn you off, I would say give this a shot, especially if you are a fan of Terry M. West. The part that absolutely made this story a blast to listen to outside of the storyline, is Paul Burt's narration. I really loved his voice for Dracula and thought all of his character voices were over the top. He really made this story a lot of fun to listen to and as I have said before, I hope he continues to voice Terry M. West's stories. Burt's voice range for characters is incredible and I often don't believe that it is just one person reading the story. I was voluntarily provided this free review copy audiobook by the author, narrator, or publisher.
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- timj26
- 12-27-20
Interesting
I always find these fun and interesting to see how the book turns into a screenplay
Paul’s narration is excellent as usual his character voices are unmatched
Also I think this is a good learning tool for writers
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