
No Laughing Matter
An O.C.L.T. Tie-in Novel
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Graydon Schlichter
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There are incidents and emergencies in the world that defy logical explanation, events that could be defined as supernatural, extraterrestrial, or simply otherworldly. Standard laws do not allow for such instances, nor are most officials or authorities trained to handle them. In recognition of these facts, an organization has been created that can handle them. Assembled by a loose international coalition, their mission is to deal with these situations using diplomacy, guile, force, and strategy as necessary. They shield the rest of the world from their own actions, and clean up the messes left in their wake. They are our protection, our guide, our sword, and our voice, all rolled into one. They are O.C.L.T.
Jon Shaw Casefile #1: Jon Shaw never believed in monsters, then he got his first case. Jacob Carpenter is a troubled teen and the police have written him off, but Shaw refuses to let the case go.
The road will lead him to horrors and a Circus of the Damned, to a Clown who can't be human. Assisted by the mysterious members of a shadowy organization known as the O.C.L.T., Shaw will confront this horror and be changed by it, forged in a crucible of pain...reborn as a Monster Hunter.
This is the second tie-in novel in the O.C.L.T. series.
©2012 Kurt Criscione (P)2013 David WilsonListeners also enjoyed...
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New Audible series- RECOMMENDED!
- By shelley on 07-14-18
By: Jon Mills
Listener received this title free
I loved meeting John Shaw. He is quite the character. So qwerty, brave and funny.
I listened to Audible version of this book. I received it for free in a 2 day Audible promotion.
Graydon Schlichter is really the best at performing all these characters. His voice for John was spot on for me. 5 stars plus for him.
Carnies. Circus. Cannibal Clown.
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If you could sum up No Laughing Matter in three words, what would they be?
Dark, Noir, FantasyWhat was one of the most memorable moments of No Laughing Matter?
There is a Great scene with a little kid helping the detective.Have you listened to any of Charles Graydon Schlichter III’s other performances before? How does this one compare?
Yes. This is one of the ones I like the best so far, along with Temple of the Jaguar.Was this a book you wanted to listen to all in one sitting?
Very much so - I wanted to know what happened.Any additional comments?
This is a great story, but it IS dark, and you need to go in knowing that.Dark but enjoyable
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I enjoyed Jon Shaw’s character and even more so his mysterious helper whom seemed very similar to the classic Van Helsing. All the different monsters and carnies really made the story a lot of fun to listen to and I really enjoyed the mythology provided for the monsters Criscione created. The plotline of a P.I. chasing after a roving circus to seek out a cannibal clown combined a lot of elements from horror movies I love and was had me glued to my headphones early on.
Graydon Schlichter did a great job with the narration. I loved the character voices and accents he provided. He did a great job voicing Jon and provided the exact voice I would have imagined for that character. Schlichter really made the book that much more enjoyable and I hope to hear more from him in the future.
I was voluntarily provided this free review copy audiobook by the author, narrator, or publisher.
Carnies, and Monsters, and Cannibal Clowns
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Utterly amazing!!
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Now, How did I stumble across this series, you may ask? Well, I am glad you asked. I am such a fan of Graydon Schlichter that I have been absorbing his body of work. He truly brought this fantastic novel, to a new level. His voice for the lead was genius, his accents (and there are many) are top notch and , honestly, it is really hard to believe that the voice you have been listening to and relating to this whole novel can also produce such a terrifying voice for the villains. He holds nothing back in this narration and it really shows.
I would recommend listening to this audiobook by yourself, cause I want you to be as freaked out and unsettled as I was. And who doesn't love a good old story of a detective on the case...? .
Only complaint is that it had to end =)
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amazing narrator
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“I was voluntarily provided this free review copy audiobook by the author, narrator, or publisher.”
Good tie in to the OCLT series
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Excellent story!
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Its okay
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