No Laughing Matter
An O.C.L.T. Tie-in Novel
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There are incidents and emergencies in the world that defy logical explanation, events that could be defined as supernatural, extraterrestrial, or simply otherworldly. Standard laws do not allow for such instances, nor are most officials or authorities trained to handle them. In recognition of these facts, an organization has been created that can handle them. Assembled by a loose international coalition, their mission is to deal with these situations using diplomacy, guile, force, and strategy as necessary. They shield the rest of the world from their own actions, and clean up the messes left in their wake. They are our protection, our guide, our sword, and our voice, all rolled into one. They are O.C.L.T.
Jon Shaw Casefile #1: Jon Shaw never believed in monsters, then he got his first case. Jacob Carpenter is a troubled teen and the police have written him off, but Shaw refuses to let the case go.
The road will lead him to horrors and a Circus of the Damned, to a Clown who can't be human. Assisted by the mysterious members of a shadowy organization known as the O.C.L.T., Shaw will confront this horror and be changed by it, forged in a crucible of pain...reborn as a Monster Hunter.
This is the second tie-in novel in the O.C.L.T. series.
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- Alex Craft Series, Book 1
- By: Kalayna Price
- Narrated by: Emily Durante
- Length: 10 hrs and 3 mins
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Not even death can save her now. As a grave witch, Alex Craft can speak to the dead---she's even on good terms with Death himself. As a consultant for the police, she's seen a lot of dark magic, but nothing has prepared her for her latest case.
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Excellent Story Narrator needs alot more practice
- By Persistant.SNAFU on 07-06-11
By: Kalayna Price
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The Brotherhood of the Wheel
- By: R. S. Belcher
- Narrated by: Bronson Pinchot
- Length: 14 hrs and 56 mins
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In AD 1119, a group of nine crusaders became known as the Poor Fellow-Soldiers of Christ and of the Temple of Solomon - a militant monastic order charged with protecting pilgrims and caravans traveling on the roads to and from the Holy Land. In time, the Knights Templar would grow in power and, ultimately, be laid low. But a small offshoot of the Templars endure and have returned to the order's original mission: to defend the roads of the world and guard those who travel on them.
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Epic Battle Brewing
- By Doug D. Eigsti on 03-29-16
By: R. S. Belcher
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My Life as a White Trash Zombie
- By: Diana Rowland
- Narrated by: Allison McLemore
- Length: 9 hrs and 5 mins
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Teenage delinquent Angel Crawford lives with her redneck father in the swamps of southern Louisiana. She's a high school dropout, addicted to drugs and alcohol, and has a police record a mile long. But when she's made into a zombie after a car crash, her addictions disappear, except for her all-consuming need to stay "alive".
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It's Not F**king Rocket Science
- By Jim "The Impatient" on 09-22-13
By: Diana Rowland
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City of the Sun
- A Novel
- By: David Levien
- Narrated by: Scott Brick
- Length: 9 hrs and 57 mins
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Jamie Gabriel gets on his bike before dawn to deliver newspapers in his suburban Indianapolis neighborhood. He is 12 years old. Somewhere en route, he vanishes without a trace. Crushed by frustrating dead ends and exhausted by a police force that cannot (or will not) find their son, the Gabriels finally stumble upon a name - an elusive private investigator who may represent their last chance for answers.
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Workmanlike thriller. Scott Brick is annoying.
- By Richard Delman on 01-13-13
By: David Levien
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The Beast of Barcroft
- By: Bill Schweigart
- Narrated by: Will Damron
- Length: 7 hrs and 25 mins
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Ben McKelvie believes he's moving up in the world when he and his fiancée buy a house in the cushy Washington, DC, suburb of Barcroft. Instead he's moving down - way down - thanks to Madeleine Roux, the crazy neighbor whose vermin-infested property is a permanent eyesore and looming hazard to public health. First Ben's fiancée leaves him; then his dog dies, apparently killed by a predator drawn into Barcroft by Madeleine's noxious menagerie. But the worst is yet to come for Ben.
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Just Bearable
- By Nancy Chilton-Kendrick on 06-18-17
By: Bill Schweigart
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Superheroes
- By: Peter S. Beagle, Daryl Gregory, James Patrick Kelly, and others
- Narrated by: Oliver Wyman, Joe Barrett, Christina Delaine, and others
- Length: 17 hrs and 5 mins
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Modern gods and goddesses, remote, revered - and like the pantheon of heroes and heroines of ancient myth - possessing great power tempered with flaws. Now, find within this anthology great tales by gifted and award-winning authors who move superheroes from the four-color panels of comic books to the fantastic pages of fiction, stories that will remind anyone who ever wanted to wear a cape or don a cowl of the extraordinary powers of the imagination!
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Pretentious tired old concepts
- By BookofJoy on 12-29-14
By: Peter S. Beagle, and others
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Chasing Evil
- By: Kylie Brant
- Narrated by: Kate Zane
- Length: 10 hrs and 10 mins
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There's nothing strange about bodies buried in cemeteries - unless they don't belong there. And when six murdered women are discovered in other people's graves, the hunt for a sadistic serial killer begins before he can claim a seventh victim. Agent Cam Prescott of Iowa's Division of Criminal Investigation is leading the search alongside forensic psychologist Sophia Channing, who knows the minds of psychopaths inside and out. And after a brief but passionate affair, she knows Cam almost as well.
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Psychological thriller ends in cliffhanger!
- By Wayne on 05-15-18
By: Kylie Brant
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Vampire Zero
- A Gruesome Vampire Tale
- By: David Wellington
- Narrated by: Bernadette Dunne
- Length: 10 hrs and 31 mins
- Unabridged
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U.S. Marshal Jameson Arkeley, the country’s foremost authority on vampires, taught police investigator and vampire fighter Laura Caxton everything she knows about monsters. After a bloody war visited upon Gettysburg by an army of vampires, Arkeley gave up his own life to save others—except he didn’t exactly die.
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stupid
- By Koutsunis on 05-06-10
By: David Wellington
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Cut to the Bone
- A Body Farm Novel, Book 0.5
- By: Jefferson Bass
- Narrated by: Tom Stechschulte
- Length: 10 hrs and 28 mins
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In this long-awaited prequel to his New York Times bestselling series, Jefferson Bass turns the clock back to reveal the Body Farm's creation - and Dr. Bill Brockton's deadly duel with a serial killer. In the summer of 1992, Arkansas governor Bill Clinton and Tennessee senator Al Gore begin their long-shot campaign to win the White House. On a sweltering hillside in Knoxville, Dr. Bill Brockton, the bright, ambitious young head of the University of Tennessee's Anthropology Department, launches an unusual - some would call it macabre - research facility, unlike any other in existence.
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Just Amazingly Thrilling!
- By Paula on 07-26-15
By: Jefferson Bass
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Whiskey Sour
- Jacqueline "Jack" Daniels Mysteries, Book 1
- By: J. A. Konrath
- Narrated by: Susie Breck, Dick Hill
- Length: 6 hrs and 55 mins
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Lieutenant Jacqueline "Jack" Daniels is having a bad week. Her live-in boyfriend has left her for his personal trainer, chronic insomnia has caused her to max out her credit cards with late-night home shopping purchases, and a frightening killer who calls himself "The Gingerbread Man" is dumping mutilated bodies in her district.
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Like the book but GRAPHIC details
- By Kari on 10-31-09
By: J. A. Konrath
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The Veil
- Devil's Isle Series, Book 1
- By: Chloe Neill
- Narrated by: Amy Landon
- Length: 10 hrs and 9 mins
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Claire Connolly is a good girl with a dangerous secret: She's a Sensitive, a human endowed with magic that seeped through the Veil. Claire knows that revealing her skills would mean being confined to Devil's Isle. Unfortunately, hiding her power has left her untrained and unfocused. Liam Quinn knows from experience that magic makes monsters of the weak, and he has no time for a Sensitive with no control of her own strength.
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Jury is still out..
- By K on 08-06-15
By: Chloe Neill
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The 7th Victim
- Karen Vail Novel, Book 1
- By: Alan Jacobson
- Narrated by: Lila Wellesley
- Length: 12 hrs and 58 mins
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The Dead Eyes killer lurks in the backyard of the FBI's famed Behavioral Analysis Unit. His brutal murders, unlike any others previously encountered, confound the local task force, despite the gifted skills of Special Agent Karen Vail, the first female ever promoted to the profiling unit. But along with her keen insight, Vail brings considerable personal and professional baggage—both of which threaten to derail the investigation, destroy her storied career and get her killed.
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It seemed like it took forever to get through this
- By Lia on 10-09-12
By: Alan Jacobson
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- Becky
- 05-17-24
Carnies. Circus. Cannibal Clown.
Yes. Yes. And Yes. Creepy. Chilling. Creatures. Coming to get you. Couldn't stop reading. Caught. Captured. Combusted.
I loved meeting John Shaw. He is quite the character. So qwerty, brave and funny.
I listened to Audible version of this book. I received it for free in a 2 day Audible promotion.
Graydon Schlichter is really the best at performing all these characters. His voice for John was spot on for me. 5 stars plus for him.
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- Amazon Customer
- 06-14-13
Dark but enjoyable
If you could sum up No Laughing Matter in three words, what would they be?
Dark, Noir, Fantasy
What was one of the most memorable moments of No Laughing Matter?
There is a Great scene with a little kid helping the detective.
Have you listened to any of Charles Graydon Schlichter III’s other performances before? How does this one compare?
Yes. This is one of the ones I like the best so far, along with Temple of the Jaguar.
Was this a book you wanted to listen to all in one sitting?
Very much so - I wanted to know what happened.
Any additional comments?
This is a great story, but it IS dark, and you need to go in knowing that.
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- Spooky Mike
- 02-25-20
Carnies, and Monsters, and Cannibal Clowns
This was an interesting story. Blended a good ol’ P.I. storyline with a paranormal monster clown story. This really reminded me of the ever-popular modern wizard stories where you have a young witty wizard fighting evil monsters the rest of the world doesn’t know exist. This was my first book in the O.C.L.T. series so I’m not sure how this ties in with the rest of the world, but definitely put those other books on my radar. Only thing I noticed is that there are other authors contributing to this series and none of them keep the same narrator, a unique approach to the O.C.L.T. world.
I enjoyed Jon Shaw’s character and even more so his mysterious helper whom seemed very similar to the classic Van Helsing. All the different monsters and carnies really made the story a lot of fun to listen to and I really enjoyed the mythology provided for the monsters Criscione created. The plotline of a P.I. chasing after a roving circus to seek out a cannibal clown combined a lot of elements from horror movies I love and was had me glued to my headphones early on.
Graydon Schlichter did a great job with the narration. I loved the character voices and accents he provided. He did a great job voicing Jon and provided the exact voice I would have imagined for that character. Schlichter really made the book that much more enjoyable and I hope to hear more from him in the future.
I was voluntarily provided this free review copy audiobook by the author, narrator, or publisher.
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- Tim Emmons
- 04-21-20
Utterly amazing!!
I was given this book uppon request in exchange for an honest and fair review. And, just let me say before I go any further, I want more!! I loved the narrator's performance, the storyline was a great fun ride, and I was thoroughly intrigued and entertained all the way from start to finish. I loved this one. The story took just a minute but when Mr Criscione turned on the afterburners it smoked for sure. I'm not giving a full synopsis here because Audible does a great job with that but I would say that if you like Dean Koontz with a splash oi Monster Hunter thrown in, you're going to love this one. I would love to get my hands on more books narrated by Graydon. I would also like to get more books by Kurt Criscione and also more books in the OCLT series. Thanks for letting me read and review this one, I would love more. Thanks for a fun read. Happy reading, and enjoy everybody.
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- J. Boyle
- 12-24-15
amazing narrator
easily one of the best narrators I've listened to in all the years I've been a member of audible. The story itself was enjoyable and then you know, killer clowns are never bad
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- James
- 07-06-20
Good tie in to the OCLT series
Firstly, I have to say I really like Graydon Schlicter. His narration is really good. I think the story was good, but Graydon really makes the story pop. This is a good tie in to a good series.
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- Lilly Bell
- 06-04-21
Only complaint is that it had to end =)
Okay, wow! Just wow! No Laughing Matter had so much of so much I am not even sure where to start, The story was incredible and delivered so many chills and moments of holding my breath. I don't want to go too much into the story because I really want everyone to experience this story without anything ruined. Kurt M. Criscione has a wonderful voice as a writer and even in moments that were truly terrifying, I found myself chuckling with our lead as he describes things in his own way. I haven't really had the fear of clowns many people talk about, but I am curious to see how I will react the next time I come across one. I imagine I may have just switched sides. Also, wonderful touch to have the detective drive the way he did, just a really touch! This was my first book in this series, and even though it is a tie in, it really can be considered a stand alone. Really well done!
Now, How did I stumble across this series, you may ask? Well, I am glad you asked. I am such a fan of Graydon Schlichter that I have been absorbing his body of work. He truly brought this fantastic novel, to a new level. His voice for the lead was genius, his accents (and there are many) are top notch and , honestly, it is really hard to believe that the voice you have been listening to and relating to this whole novel can also produce such a terrifying voice for the villains. He holds nothing back in this narration and it really shows.
I would recommend listening to this audiobook by yourself, cause I want you to be as freaked out and unsettled as I was. And who doesn't love a good old story of a detective on the case...? .
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- JAK
- 10-20-21
Excellent story!
I quite enjoyed this story. John is a likeable private investigator with well developed martial arts skills. He takes on his first case as a PI and runs right into the occult. Great cast of characters and the narrator did a fine job bringing them to life.
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- Stacey M
- 06-01-22
Its okay
I was given this book for free from audiobook boom and asked to leave an unbiased review for the author and narrator. Not a bad story if you like the supernatural, but I guess if you don’t you wouldn’t be looking at this book its just not my kind of supernatural. I have to admit I skipped the first few chapters. I’m all about the action and the beginning was boring to me, but necessary I guess to establish the main character. The middle and ending were pretty good though. The narrator has a pleasant voice, and made the story a production rather than just reading the book to you. I thought he did a good job with the accents, but could work on his voice changes for the various characters, but all and all I think he did a good job.
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