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Tabatha Kiss

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He’ll warm up your crowd, your bed, and your heart.
Being the guitarist for Criminal Records, the nation’s number one rock band, is a dream come true. But like all complicated lifestyles, mine comes with a few hard and fast rules.
Protect your heart at all costs, and…
Don’t date other musicians. Ever.
Let’s just say the road can be a treacherous place for a girl whose been burned before.
Enter Harvey Moon: our opening act with killer looks, a voice that makes panties melt, and the uncanny ability to make me question every single one of my rules.
Our friendship hits all the right notes, but the more time we spend together, the harder it is to ignore the sizzling chemistry between us.
Can I keep my secrets buried and my heart intact, or will Harvey's love song break down all my defenses?
From USA Today and Wall Street Journal bestselling author Tabatha Kiss comes a wild and rockin’ friends-to-lovers rockstar romance filled with humor, heat, and heart-breaking secrets. Don’t miss the spicy new chapter in the Break the Rules series and find out why romance readers can’t get enough of Tabby’s lovable heroes!
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