Okay, so putting superglue on all of Randy’s pens wasn’t my best idea, but when your control-freak husband makes you his executive assistant to avoid signing divorce papers, a girl’s gotta get creative.

Randy Butts thinks he’s so clever with his little scheme.

What he doesn’t know? I’m about to turn his perfectly organized office into my personal playground.

This gorgeous, infuriating man has rules for everything—from my bathroom breaks to how I stack papers—so naturally, I’m going to break every single one.

Glitter bombs in his mail? Check.

Fart spray booby traps? Double check.

Anonymous love notes to make him think he has secret admirers? Oh, honey, I’m just getting started.

The only problem is Felicia from HR, who’s watching my every move with her little black book of violations. Apparently, “creative workplace expression” isn’t a thing, and she’s determined to write me up for everything from “inappropriate giggling” to “assault by vomit.”

But here’s what nobody expects—Randy’s fighting back with pranks of his own, and suddenly I’m not sure who’s the mastermind here.

Between dodging HR investigations, planning charity events with adorable senior citizens, and watching our prize-winning Yorkie Petey strut his stuff in drag at a high-stakes dog fashion show...

Things get complicated when Randy’s promotion depends on me playing nice, uh oh!

My schemes blow up, and I, Dixie Wise Butts, may have just sabotaged my husband’s career.

Will I lose the job I never wanted?

Or worse—get the divorce I’m not sure I want anymore?

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Features: Marriage in crisis • Workplace enemies-to-lovers • Office prank wars • Meddling HR manager • Strong heroine • Overprotective alpha hero • Senior citizen shenanigans • Dog show hijinks • Witty banter • HEA guaranteed

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Not Mine, a closed-door romantic comedy series where love sneaks in between the laughs.

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