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Gemma and Jo Mysteries - Book 2
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Patri Lawson
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What they found instead was murder.
It’s not like they weren’t warned; but a cryptic message from a charming stranger, wasn’t enough. Left only with the jumbled remnants of a life cut short, they began their search for the killer. But, in the quiet upstate village, so many folks had a reason to kill. Who should they trust when everyone was a suspect? Unless they answered that question, and quickly, they might be the next to die.
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