Pampered to Death
A Maternal Instincts Mystery, Book 5
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Becky Brabham
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Diana Orgain
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The much awaited, hilarious new installment in the USA Today Bestselling Maternal Instincts Mystery Series
Girl time is hard to come by for new moms. So when Kate's best friend, Paula, invites her to Spa Day, Kate jumps at the chance for break from diaper duty. But when a body is recovered from one of the saunas, it may prove that the guest was Pampered to Death! The killer has an agenda, and it may include deadly face masks! Suddenly everyone has a motive, and Kate must solve the mystery before the next victim falls prey to a ghastly seaweed wrap.
If you were expecting warm and cute you'll be mistaken. Fast paced and fun, this book gives a true feel of the modern mom, trying to juggle motherhood and career (when that career happens to be solving crimes).—Rhys Bowen, New York Times Bestselling Author
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