
Pirates of Pensacola
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Narrated by:
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Virtual Voice
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By:
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Keith Thomson

This title uses virtual voice narration
Virtual voice is computer-generated narration for audiobooks.
About this listen
The story was also a problem. Quite confused and convoluted at times. The book felt like someone wrote this book with a series of different inspirations, most all being movies, and tried to replicate multiple characters and movies into another script, that hasn’t seemed to have been enjoyed by Hollywood, yet. Then there’s the voluminous break for a history lesson on pirates, buccaneers and various characters and activities. Not like a movie synopsis. More like this mish-mash of Disney teen antics meets adult rom com meets Hart/Rock in Central Intelligence, meets Johnny Depp with the Muppets doing Pirates of the Caribbean. So from comedy and action you have this 30+ minute history lesson like switching to a Thomas Sowell history book, presumably being told by an uneducated pirate rather than a highly educated and intelligent Thomas Sowell.
Then it goes right by to silly romp and action like an overwhelming history lesson wasn’t just orated. Only the more you get in, the less of reality that is conveyed while still trying to appeal to some sense of modern reality. It’s just very difficult to follow.
When the action didn’t seemed like a contrived version of everything we see in movies, some of the writing and characters later on become decent, but keeping them all straight with the singular monologue of the AI was tricky. It became a lot of, “I don’t care, just got to finish.”
Once you get to the end you get a decent epilogue and some decent standard heart warming moments that actually reflect a decent book with a moral to a story.
In the end, not something I’d recommend.
Hard to follow AI, okay story
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