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Poems Written by the House Cat

By: Allison Thompson
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A book of poems by one ordinary house cat doing extraordinary things. 40 funny poems about cats.

A Cat's Liter Box Serenade
With a scratch and a paw, I dig in the sand,
Inside my litter box, I make my stand.
I scratch and I scratch, like a cat gone wild,
Unleashing my instincts, like a curious child.

The litter beneath me, a comforting sight,
I cover my business with all my might.
The sound echoes loud, as I furiously dig,
Creating a masterpiece, oh, quite a bigwig.

The satisfaction I feel, as I cover it well,
Leaving no trace, my secret I shall tell.
In this sandy terrain, my kingdom is made,
A sanctuary of cleanliness, where I’m not afraid.

So I scratch and I scratch, like a cat on a mission,
Leaving my mark, a statement of ambition.
For in my litter box, I find solace and peace,
A haven of privacy, where worries cease. Animal Fiction Animals Animals & Nature Cats Literature & Fiction Poetry Themes & Styles
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