Professional Camouflage
City Attorney's Office, Book One
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Allan Aquino
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For those who prefer their romance novel served with a helping of satirical, subversive, and absurd transgressions, welcome to the Seattle City Attorney's Office. In the skyscrapers high above Seattle, lawyers toil day and night. Working-class roots keep Maria humble. A one-ton chip on his shoulder keeps Ben discontent. Unattainable Blue-blooded expectations keep Erin unfulfilled. Pull on your own professional camouflage and get ready, because sparks fly in the courtroom, but the real drama happens outside of it.
Transgressive author Christopher J. Stockwell's absurdist and satirical take on transgressive fiction goes beyond the confined by norms paradigm and into the glass towers above the city. Enjoy!
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- Robert M
- 11-02-24
Not your typical romance drama
The story doesn’t play by the usual rules, and that’s what makes it so fun. The characters are messy and relatable, their battles are raw, and the humor keeps everything moving. It’s a mix of absurdity and real moments that makes you laugh and think at the same time. Definitely not your typical romance or legal drama, but that’s what makes it stand out.
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- Anonymous User
- 10-28-24
Highly recommend!
The story dives into the high-stakes world of the City Attorney's Office, blending suspense and authenticity with compelling characters and unexpected twists. Stockwell’s experience shines through, making the legal details both accessible and thrilling. I couldn’t put it down and can’t wait for Book Two!
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- Hailey Brook
- 11-28-24
A funny and enjoyable story
The unique way the author portrays the characters and their life in the legal world makes this entertaining romance very different from what you usually expect in that genre. I enjoyed it.
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- Andre van Eeden
- 10-27-24
A Fresh and Funny Take on the Legal World
This is not your typical courtroom drama—Stockwell, a former prosecutor, gives us an authentic look at the people behind the legal battles, and trust me, it’s as messy and entertaining as real life gets.
It dives dives into the chaotic lives of Seattle's lawyers with humor and heart. The characters are a breath of fresh air. Ben, the main character, is a bit of a jerk at times, but his flaws make him relatable and real. You’ll find yourself rooting for him and his complicated relationships with Maria and Erin, who are equally fascinating. The love triangle adds just the right amount of drama to keep things interesting.
What I really loved was the biting satire. Stockwell doesn’t shy away from poking fun at the political dynamics within the Seattle legal scene, showing how even those on the same side can clash. Plus, if you enjoy a good audiobook, Allan Aquino’s narration is spot-on—it brings the whole story to life!
So if you’re looking for a fresh twist on romance that pulls back the curtain on the legal world, this book is for you. It’s just a great mix of romance, comedy, and insightful commentary on the legal system that will keep you hooked from start to finish.
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- Chris Holmes
- 10-28-24
Nice Listen, Really Funny, Highly Recommend.
If you’re looking for a romance novel that pushes boundaries and explores relationships with humor and irreverence, this one’s a must-read.
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- Kaylee
- 10-29-24
Really interesting perspective!
I thought this book provided a really interesting insight into how things work from a lawyers perspective during a case. I found the book to not only be highly informative but also very entertaining and exciting as well. If you want to learn more about the justice system then I highly recommend this book!
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- Zach Malone
- 11-01-24
Awesome City Attorney's Office Audiobook!
This City Attorney's Office Audiobook is a romance novel served with a helping of satirical, subversive, and absurd transgressions. It is a really interesting and fascinating audiobook that engages the listener. Awesome City Attorney's Office Audiobook!
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- Kota
- 10-29-24
If you like lawyer novels with romance
If you are into lawyer novels, and like romance in it, then you have come to the right book. I fell like you'll like it, if you are into both of those things.
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- M.B. Thomas
- 11-03-24
A unique take!
I love how this book incorporates a mix of romance, satire, and comedy all laced into Seattle's legal world. There is a lot of depth here in the writing as it blends realism, absurdity and dark humor that critiques legal and corporate culture. The narration is also quite well done and entertaining. I am looking forward to more from Christopher Stockwell! If you're looking for an introspective romance that is equal parts unconventional and witty, this is for you!
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- hudlocke
- 10-30-24
Glad there will a part 2!
This is a really fun listen. I love political satire, and this nails it. I mean, it's terrifying to think that the government works like this, but I sense there is some reality to this fiction. Excellent narrator too.
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