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Quirky Cat Goes Splat!

When Cats and Quirky Teenagers Collide . . .

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Quirky Cat Goes Splat!

By: Adele Park
Narrated by: Daniel Pimentel, Sherri Aldred, Allie Bowman, Eric Comeau, Luke Randall, Kent Hayes, Belinda Lams, Garry Morris, Adele Park, Steve Campbell, Tim Porter
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What the world needs now is an audio book narrated by a snarky cat named Skitters. When this over-sized sack of stripes finds himself upgraded from life in a parking garage to a mansion in Utah, all seems to be well. Then Skitters takes up with Harriet, a fiery feline who belongs to a little girl living in a polygamist cult.

Skitters isn't the only one who tangos with the natives. Brandon Spinkle, the son of a rock star named Scottie Sphincter, can't resist the temptation to kick the hornet's nest at Zion Flats, a dumpy town where multiplicity is the name of the game.

Narrated by a full cast of characters, this outrageous comedy is the purrrfect listen for anyone who likes their comedy on the quirky side!

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Well, that was hugely dissatisfying. There’s not really much plot other than following a balding butt-doctor’s marital exploits as he deals with his ex-wife, recounts his wedding and other random events with his current wife, and talks about his non-biological son, who Scottie claimed as his on the son’s birth certificate. Each chapter starts with a snippet from the cat’s POV and then features the POVs of Scottie, his new wife, his son, his son’s friend Taj, and sundry folks in Scottie’s orbit.

It’s as if the author wrote this as divorce therapy. There’s so much about custody, settlements, and how new partners deal with the exes. Oh, and lots of digs against polygamy and of course endless puns and jokes about butts facilitated by Scottie being in a band whose whole gimmick is the butt.

I didn’t get it. This was vaguely like Napoleon Dynamite in tone, but nowhere near as funny.
The topics are adult, with a hippie-dippy delivery. This went over like a lead balloon.

Not even at the $1 price tag

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