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Raising Rascals

Hilarious quotes, funny stories, and other parenting wisdom from raising two crazy kids

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Raising Rascals

By: Nick Weisenberger
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The little moments of insanity that make up the modern parenting experience are captured hilariously in "Raising Rascals." Sometimes, you just have to laugh about how ridiculous parenting can be. This compilation of funny stories is a quick and easy read and will make anyone laugh! It's great to know that you aren't the only one out there, looking around at life with kids and wondering, "Is this crazy??"

In a world of soulless artificial intelligance created content, these are all quotes and stories from REAL PEOPLE from real experiences. Hilarious and emotional, "Raising Rascals" will have you questioning, "Are you ready to be a parent?" With dad jokes, mom jokes, and heartfelt parenting wisdom and advice, this book captures the essence of the roller coaster that is raising kids.

Contents include:

  • The Roller Coaster of Raising Kids
  • Toddler Terminology
  • Things I’d Never Thought I’d Say
  • Dad Jokes
  • Kids Say the Darndest Things
  • Parent Wisdom and Advice
  • So You Want to Be a Parent?
  • Parenting Hacks

Sample Stories and quotes:

Father and son watching the Super Bowl in February 2020:
Henry: “Dad, they just said a potty word.”
Me: “No, they said ‘two deep’ it’s a defensive schem-”
Henry, laughing: “Tooty.”

Sarah: “Are you going to miss going to pre-school?”
Henry: “I’ll miss my friends but I won’t miss the school. It's just bricks and stuff.”

Mom: “Nora, I got you a new shirt with hearts on it because you love hearts.
Nora: “I also love strawberries.”

Henry: “Dad, you’re so old you used to carry around rocks with maps on them.”

Raising Rascals captures the roller coaster of raising kids in a way that is both amusing and heartfelt. This fatherhood book will have you laughing with every turn of the page. Get ready to dive into the world of parenting with a smile, and maybe even a tear or two.

Pass it along to someone who needs a laugh and remind them: Yes, this is crazy, but you're not alone!

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