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Revenge of the Christmas Box

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Revenge of the Christmas Box

By: Cathy Crimmins, Tom Maeder
Narrated by: Arte Johnson
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 If there's even a smidgen of Scrooge in your psyche, just say, "Bah-Humbug!" and laugh at this satire of the treacly best seller, The Christmas Box. Among the variations on the theme are: The Christmas Vox, in which a young man finds himself having phone sex with Ms. Santa Claus; The Christmas Jury Box, a touching memoir by a sequestered O.J. juror who misses her fruitcake; and The Christmas Box Lunch, the touching tale of a caterer's X-mas. You'll be pleased to learn that the true meaning of Christmas is receiving.©1996 Dove Audio, Inc. and Cathy Crimmins and Tom Maeder (P)1996 Dove Audio, Inc. Literature & Fiction Satire Winter Christmas Comedy Celebration Witty
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Recorded from an Oatmeal Box

What would have made Revenge of the Christmas Box better?

The recording should have been made using real microphones instead of, what sounds like, a Mr Microphone broadcasting thru an AM transistor radio built circa 1962. This release has all of the fidelity and clarity of Thomas Edison's original attempt to recite Mary Had a Little Lamb on a wax cylinder.

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never got there.

Would you be willing to try another one of Arte Johnson’s performances?

Little Artie is fine; now open the sealed box he's speaking from and let him try reading it again in front of a real microphone.

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How many boxes

If one was to write a Christmas story, what would you call it. Every type of box you could dream up. Okay story, some amusing scenes but okay at best.

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