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Santa Snitch

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Santa Snitch

By: J.R. Rain
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Earl “Winks” Martin is used to being the predator. Not the prey.

As Seattle’s most feared enforcer, he’s got a reputation for cold-blooded efficiency—and a body count to prove it. He doesn’t believe in anything except easy money and instant violence.

That is, until Christmas Eve, when he’s literally netted off the street by a flying sleigh.

Dragged to the North Pole by a very real, very pissed-off Santa Claus, Earl is given a choice. Wait—no, scratch that. He’s given a sentence.

Santa knows exactly who’s been naughty. And for Earl, there’s no parole, no second chances, and no mercy. Just a lifetime of hard labor in Santa’s Workshop, with pointy-eared enforcers making sure he never slacks off.

Oh, and as for asking for help? Good luck with that.

Santa Snitch is a darkly funny holiday horror story about cosmic justice, Christmas magic with a mean streak, and what happens when the Naughty List finally comes to collect. Perfect for fans of Tales from the Crypt, Krampus, and twisted holiday stories that put the fear back in Christmas.

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Contemporary Fantasy Genre Fiction Holidays Paranormal & Urban
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