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Santa's Not Cleaning This!

Quick Pre-Holiday Decluttering for Busy Folks

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Santa's Not Cleaning This!

By: C Davert
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Is your home on the naughty list this holiday season? Fear not! Santa’s Not Cleaning This! is here to bring you some much-needed cheer (and space) with hilarious, no-nonsense tips on decluttering and home organization—all before the in-laws arrive.

Packed with laugh-out-loud humor and clever cleaning hacks, this guide offers you everything from stress-free cleaning checklists to foolproof household management tricks. Whether you're tackling last-minute deep cleaning or taming the wilds of your closet, this book makes holiday prep a whole lot easier—and funnier!

Designed for busy folks who don’t have time to turn their home into a Pinterest dream (or even find the vacuum cleaner), each chapter ends with a quick, bullet-point summary for fast action. You'll breeze through household chores with expert-level organization and homemaking secrets that even Santa would envy.

So, put down that tinsel and grab this guide! From housekeeping shortcuts to cleaning solutions that work in a pinch, you’ll be laughing all the way to a clutter-free, guest-ready home in no time.

So what are you waiting for? Ditch the mess and grab your copy today! Your holiday guests (and your sanity) will thank you! Compulsive Disorders House & Home Mental Health Personal Development Personal Success Psychology & Mental Health
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