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Satan's Advice for the New Parent

Satan's Guides to Life

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Satan's Advice for the New Parent

By: Aleister Lovecraft
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Becoming a new parent is overwhelming.
Your life is changed forever. Every choice you make for your new baby will have lasting, possibly life-long consequences. Parenting advice is tossed your way from all sides, but who should you trust?

The most trustworthy source might surprise you: Satan.
Based on Satan's observations and interactions with humanity over the course of millennia, Satan's Advice for the New Parent is a concise parenting manual, ideal for the sleep-deprived new parent.

Topics covered include:
--the one thing you need to know to be a successful parent,
--infant sleeping habits,
--feeding,
--how to deal with illness,
--discipline,
--how to tell if your child is evil,
--and more.

Satan's Advice for the New Parent is Book 2 in the Satan's Guides to Life series and is a perfect gift for new parents and parents-to-be.

©2015, 2019 Aleister Lovecraft (P)2024 Aleister Lovecraft
Infants & Toddlers Parenting & Families Relationships School-Age Children
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