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  • Shoot Before You Blink: a Hilarious Southern Mystery Romance

  • By: D. A. Bale
  • Narrated by: Virtual Voice
  • Length: 6 hrs and 8 mins
  • 2.3 out of 5 stars (3 ratings)

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Shoot Before You Blink: a Hilarious Southern Mystery Romance

By: D. A. Bale
Narrated by: Virtual Voice
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Publisher's summary

Series is finished!

She’s knocked up. Getting trussed up. Hoping to wake up from her worst nightmare. What’s that spell—besides doom?

A cleanup in aisle five for your favorite commitment phobic female.


Vicki Bohanan is back at the bar, and it ain’t the legal kind this time. After quitting the law firm due to questionable conduct—theirs, not hers—your favorite bartender babe is prepping for even more life-changing events. There’s nothing like a southern shotgun wedding, you know.

Until a bullet with her name on it skewers the Vette’s windshield.

Vicki’s past has finally caught up with her. So instead of fittings, showers, and packing it on—er, in—Vicki is sidelined until a would-be killer is caught. But neither avoidance tendencies nor her mom’s rigid schedule will let her go quietly into the night. ‘Specially with a bun in the oven just waiting to explode all over Vicki’s cozy singlehood plans.

And not when a murderer with an itchy trigger finger has her in his sights.

One way or another, Vicki’s gonna lasso her man and get her happily-ever-after—or die trying in this final series bow that readers of Janet Evanovich are calling the “Texas Stephanie Plum”. Light among mystery romance and laugh-out-loud romantic comedies and long on—well as they say, everything’s bigger in Texas.

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disjointed storyline

Ai performance is terrible!!! Bring back real voice actors for a better read. Disjointed storyline. nothing here to follow

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virtual reader monotone

I listened for 2 days...thinking it would get better...don't waste your time. it was the most shallow, repetitive book I have ever listened to. ...wish I could get my 2 days back

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