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The Epic continues!
Still politically incorrect, violent, and sexual, if you enjoyed Smokepit Fairytales then you will love the follow up: Sing Goddess, The Wrath of the Fonz. A war story combined with the supernatural in the style of a classical epic to tell a snarky, uproarious, and very poignant tale mixed with an edgy Sci-Fi and fantasy twist to keep you guessing.
While on a NATO training mission gone awry in Latvia the Russian Federation invades the Baltic States. Hank and Doc are stuck in the snow of far off northern lands fighting for survival. Never losing their nerve. However, things go poorly when the Marines push into Russia. Ivan is a formidable opponent, and Death is an equal opportunity employer. Who will survive?
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- Gage
- 02-20-24
Great book
Such a great thrilling series always leaves you in suspense for the next book. 👍
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- Corey Costigan
- 01-15-24
Someone Who is not afraid to tell story.
That I have to wait for the next one. And that there's a 15 word minimum on the review.
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- Nickol Family
- 07-23-24
Well written and Engaging
Tripp reads the novel with passion and is able to emerse the reader in the experience.
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- Jon
- 10-07-24
Epic!!!
If you listened to the first book then I'm sure you'll enjoy the sequel looking forward to listening to the conclusion absolutely awesome military sci-fi mixed with a dose of real life... If you served you can relate to so much shit it's ridiculous... Great work Tripp!!!
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- john merchant
- 02-12-24
WOW!
Great story telling. Fast paced.
Spectacular use of Mechs by the US military.
These books go so quick that you should probably have the next in the series qued up and ready to go.
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- Robert Caron
- 06-14-24
The most marine story part II
Again all the voice acting was excellent, the characters really came alive again. The action parts were awesome and there was another awesome porn scene right in the middle there. I honestly cannot wait to dive into the third book and I hope there will be more books down the line.
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- Matt Wolf
- 08-16-24
"In The Mood"
If you've listened to this story and gotten to this point, I don't need to say anything more.
But I will anyway. I feel like I've met all these Marines before, and leaves me with a sense of familiarity. Their personalities and the conversations are so similar to the conversations, and the men I had once servied with. Only another twisted enlisted Marine could effectively convey it properly.
Nice work and Semper Fi.
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- Tyler M.
- 01-15-24
The story
The story was amazing as per usual. The only issue is with the audio in chapter 12-14. It will jump a bit and there’s random silence followed by outtakes. Other than that I have nothing but love for this series.
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- Erin Cronan
- 03-19-24
worth the read, and the time.
From the first paragraph in book one, to hoisting Eclair's bandanna in book two. the entire ride is worth it
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- Anonymous User
- 08-19-24
best book series ever
if you haven't read these books you should get yourself checked out. I'm not sure how our author has made unbelievable science fiction thus siren to earth and realistic. if you like science fiction, this is for you. If you like military works, it's for you. If you like a quick witted and cultured laugh, it's definitely for you. If you don't fall into those categories, you just don't know it's your kind of story yet...
Can't put them down .
- Johnny
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