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A.M. Caplan
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The flock of swearing crows is normal. The earthquakes and murder spree are not. To graduate, will she have to fend off a devilish destiny?
Devil’s Point, New York. Mettie Eastey loved coming from a long line of evildoers. But the senior year student is left reeling when she learns she doesn’t share her tiny Satanic town’s bloodline, destroying her relationship with her grandmother. And she can’t help thinking something’s a bit off when she chases off bullies… and the next day the taunting boys show up stone cold dead.
Skeptical of the supernatural after an attempt to make a pact with the Lord of Darkness fails spectacularly, Mettie tries to convince herself that the macabre series of slayings that follow are the work of a simple serial killer. Yet with all Hell threatening to break loose, understanding the motive behind the morbid massacre could be the only way to keep her body and soul in one piece.
Will her stubborn determination to deny Satan end in fire and brimstone?
St. Lucifer’s School for Girls is a humorous horror story. If you like dark themes, clever twists, and gruesome laughter, then you’ll love A.M. Caplan’s gory imaginings.
Buy St. Lucifer’s School for Girls to get an A in demonology today!
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