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Connor Brown
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Veronica Fox
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By:
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Jenifer Wood
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Steve is the only half-orc of his tribe, isolated up in the mountains of Niflheim. With his parents passing, he feels adrift and uncertain of his future in the tribe. He ventures to the other orkin tribes to understand who he is and what he wants for his future. There are human women out there, and he hopes meeting them might help him understand his origins.
Billie is finding her place as one of the abducted women in Fýrifírar. Having been a bartender back on Earth, she finds her work in the kitchens dull and unfulfilling. When she discovers the tribe has an abandoned bar that they are willing to help restore to its former glory, she seizes the chance.
Then Steve arrives with a group of orkin from the isolated snow tribe and volunteers to help with the bar. As they work together, neither Steve nor Billie can deny their growing attraction—but Steve's a virgin and Billie is skittish about jumping into a relationship. Can love still bloom between them?
Contains mature themes.
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Agnarr's Teacher
- Abandoned on Niflheim, Book 1
- By: Jenifer Wood
- Narrated by: Connor Brown, Veronica Fox
- Length: 8 hrs and 21 mins
- Unabridged
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I'm the next in line for Fyrifirar Tribe Jarl, a skilled warrior, and definitely not good at chopping down trees. But I can't stop thinking about the tiny human female who we'd found near our village with eleven other human females. She's so small, barely larger than an orkin child, and so lovely I can't get her out of my mind. And then I went and nearly killed her while felling a tree to distract myself. Yet somehow, she still ended up in my arms.
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cozy and HOT 🔥
- By Mrs. Pendragons Pages on 08-08-24
By: Jenifer Wood
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Knight's Bride
- Knights of Enar, Book 1
- By: Juliette Caruso
- Narrated by: Carol Beth Anderson
- Length: 10 hrs and 22 mins
- Unabridged
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Lady Rachiele, 18, has spent the last eight years dreaming of a life at court with a loving husband. Then her parents sell her hand in marriage to a stranger. Sir Telon of Yovren is handsome enough, and seems charming at first. But when Rachiele learns he’s a drunkard and in love with someone else, she grows determined to escape and chart her own destiny. She’ll even brave the dangerous, monster-infested woods surrounding castle Yovren if she has to.
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Two big flaws
- By Leah on 03-03-25
By: Juliette Caruso
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A Polar Expedition: And Other Stimulating Research Opportunities
- Shades of Sanctuary, Book 1
- By: Kass O'Shire
- Narrated by: Will M. Watt, Khristine Rivière
- Length: 6 hrs and 14 mins
- Unabridged
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For fans of determined plus-sized heroines and cinnamon-roll bear shifters, A Polar Expedition is the first standalone novella in the Shades of Sanctuary series, where the vibes are cozy, the heat is high, and the mates are monstrous. Grab a cup of tea and snuggle in because while the burn might be slow, the HEA is only a few hours away!
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Cuteeee!
- By V on 02-14-25
By: Kass O'Shire
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Married to My Grumpy Minotaur Boss
- Grumpy Monster Bosses, Book 1
- By: Ami Wright
- Narrated by: Cassandra Myles, John Masterson
- Length: 7 hrs and 58 mins
- Unabridged
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It's a bad idea to fake marry your grumpy minotaur boss on reality TV, right? But when ratings are down and he catches me snooping on his computer, I open my big mouth and... well... I might have come up with an idea to rescue the network, but I didn't take into account what it would feel like to be his. Even if it's not real. Now, we're stuck together on a romantic island on my dream honeymoon, with only one bed!
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OMG
- By Careem on 03-19-25
By: Ami Wright
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The Fae King's Assassin
- Realm of Dragons and Fae, Book 1
- By: Alisha Klapheke
- Narrated by: Caitlin Davies
- Length: 8 hrs and 1 min
- Unabridged
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Raised to cut throats, hunt Unseelie monsters, and ride dragons, Berserker-blooded Revna is the best of the best. But she has been assigned the impossible. Her king demands that she kill the ruthless Fae king. With no other options, Revna must glamour herself and hide among the Fae king’s bevy of potential mates. But all of her training will be useless if she can’t figure out how to feign love.
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Great narrator and story
- By APAndrooz on 03-22-24
By: Alisha Klapheke
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Bound to the Orc Ranger
- Brides of the Moon Blade Clan
- By: Krista Luna
- Narrated by: Sean Masters, Sierra Kline
- Length: 2 hrs and 25 mins
- Unabridged
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Stuck slinging pizzas in the deadest of dead-end jobs, I make a wish. In a blink, I'm teetering on top of a standing stone in Faerie, where I have magical powers! And monsters fighting over me! Thank god, the orc wins. A fierce and deadly warrior, Rovann's nothing but gentle with me.
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Adorable Orc Romance!
- By BookishKB on 03-30-25
By: Krista Luna
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Agnarr's Teacher
- Abandoned on Niflheim, Book 1
- By: Jenifer Wood
- Narrated by: Connor Brown, Veronica Fox
- Length: 8 hrs and 21 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall
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Performance
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Story
I'm the next in line for Fyrifirar Tribe Jarl, a skilled warrior, and definitely not good at chopping down trees. But I can't stop thinking about the tiny human female who we'd found near our village with eleven other human females. She's so small, barely larger than an orkin child, and so lovely I can't get her out of my mind. And then I went and nearly killed her while felling a tree to distract myself. Yet somehow, she still ended up in my arms.
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cozy and HOT 🔥
- By Mrs. Pendragons Pages on 08-08-24
By: Jenifer Wood
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Knight's Bride
- Knights of Enar, Book 1
- By: Juliette Caruso
- Narrated by: Carol Beth Anderson
- Length: 10 hrs and 22 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall
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Performance
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Story
Lady Rachiele, 18, has spent the last eight years dreaming of a life at court with a loving husband. Then her parents sell her hand in marriage to a stranger. Sir Telon of Yovren is handsome enough, and seems charming at first. But when Rachiele learns he’s a drunkard and in love with someone else, she grows determined to escape and chart her own destiny. She’ll even brave the dangerous, monster-infested woods surrounding castle Yovren if she has to.
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Two big flaws
- By Leah on 03-03-25
By: Juliette Caruso
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A Polar Expedition: And Other Stimulating Research Opportunities
- Shades of Sanctuary, Book 1
- By: Kass O'Shire
- Narrated by: Will M. Watt, Khristine Rivière
- Length: 6 hrs and 14 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall
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Performance
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Story
For fans of determined plus-sized heroines and cinnamon-roll bear shifters, A Polar Expedition is the first standalone novella in the Shades of Sanctuary series, where the vibes are cozy, the heat is high, and the mates are monstrous. Grab a cup of tea and snuggle in because while the burn might be slow, the HEA is only a few hours away!
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Cuteeee!
- By V on 02-14-25
By: Kass O'Shire
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Married to My Grumpy Minotaur Boss
- Grumpy Monster Bosses, Book 1
- By: Ami Wright
- Narrated by: Cassandra Myles, John Masterson
- Length: 7 hrs and 58 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall
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Performance
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Story
It's a bad idea to fake marry your grumpy minotaur boss on reality TV, right? But when ratings are down and he catches me snooping on his computer, I open my big mouth and... well... I might have come up with an idea to rescue the network, but I didn't take into account what it would feel like to be his. Even if it's not real. Now, we're stuck together on a romantic island on my dream honeymoon, with only one bed!
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OMG
- By Careem on 03-19-25
By: Ami Wright
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The Fae King's Assassin
- Realm of Dragons and Fae, Book 1
- By: Alisha Klapheke
- Narrated by: Caitlin Davies
- Length: 8 hrs and 1 min
- Unabridged
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Overall
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Performance
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Story
Raised to cut throats, hunt Unseelie monsters, and ride dragons, Berserker-blooded Revna is the best of the best. But she has been assigned the impossible. Her king demands that she kill the ruthless Fae king. With no other options, Revna must glamour herself and hide among the Fae king’s bevy of potential mates. But all of her training will be useless if she can’t figure out how to feign love.
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Great narrator and story
- By APAndrooz on 03-22-24
By: Alisha Klapheke
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Bound to the Orc Ranger
- Brides of the Moon Blade Clan
- By: Krista Luna
- Narrated by: Sean Masters, Sierra Kline
- Length: 2 hrs and 25 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall
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Performance
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Story
Stuck slinging pizzas in the deadest of dead-end jobs, I make a wish. In a blink, I'm teetering on top of a standing stone in Faerie, where I have magical powers! And monsters fighting over me! Thank god, the orc wins. A fierce and deadly warrior, Rovann's nothing but gentle with me.
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Adorable Orc Romance!
- By BookishKB on 03-30-25
By: Krista Luna
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Mail Order Minotaur
- Motham City Monsters, Book 1
- By: Lilith Stone
- Narrated by: Rachel Leblang
- Length: 6 hrs and 5 mins
- Unabridged
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Tour guide Ivy has always secretly fantasized about minotaurs. So when a Beast Hunters tour to Motham City goes horribly wrong, she's thrilled to be rescued by wickedly handsome minotaur, Bryn. Until she finds out that he runs a male escort agency with the sole purpose of pleasuring humans. And Ivy just isn't that sort of girl . . . Bryn isn't looking for love. He sells it. Besides he's too busy caring for his disabled mom and four brothers and sisters to have time for romance.
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Funny and Enjoyable
- By Margaret on 01-27-25
By: Lilith Stone
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Killer of Mine
- Of Mine, Book 1
- By: Alexis Grace
- Narrated by: Brooke Daniels, Gabriel Michael
- Length: 8 hrs and 46 mins
- Unabridged
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No one knows Freya is actually the daughter of the Cross-Cut Killer, America's most notorious serial killer. Living under a false identity as a detective is isolating but at least Freya's safe. That is until she falls onto the radar of Special Agent River Park and his team. River, Oz, Elijah, and Jude have been chasing the Cross-Cut Killer for years. They're the best the FBI has to offer, not to mention unfairly attractive. They know exactly who the killer is but he's always one step ahead of them. Freya is about to change that.
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How to ruin a great book 101
- By ArcaninePatronus on 11-05-24
By: Alexis Grace
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Hidden Legends Starter Collection
- A Fantasy Academy Romance Anthology
- By: Megan Linski, Alicia Rades, Hidden Legends
- Narrated by: Jennifer Jill Araya, Graham Halstead, Liana Walsh, and others
- Length: 64 hrs and 57 mins
- Unabridged
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Enter a dark world where magic wages war and romance is deadly. Attend mystical colleges, indulge in forbidden romances, tend to fantastic creatures, and cast incredible spells in this four-book omnibus. These stories depict themes of found family, disability representation, and love that creates miracles.
By: Megan Linski, and others
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Prince and Assassin
- Perilous Courts, Book 1
- By: Tavia Lark
- Narrated by: Kirt Graves, John Solo
- Length: 8 hrs and 3 mins
- Unabridged
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Whisper doesn’t remember his real name. All he knows is the elite assassin guild that raised him—and controls him with the threat of blood magic. Plagued by nightmares, he doesn’t get to refuse assignments, even when his new job doesn’t make sense: infiltrate Prince Julien’s court, protect him until the signal arrives, then kill him.
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Well read and entertaining story
- By Mallory on 01-27-23
By: Tavia Lark
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Bound by Ravens
- A Bound by Ravens Novel
- By: Jesikah Sundin
- Narrated by: Stewart Crank, Kirsty Geddes
- Length: 6 hrs and 42 mins
- Unabridged
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It was a simple job. All I had to do was steal a ring from a mainland witch for the Thieves' Guild that owned me. Easy enough, right? The reward would bring me closer to earning my freedom. And stars above, I wanted off this floating luxury island. But then he showed up, a cocky thief from a rival guild, and ruined all my plans.
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Such a sweet story!!
- By K'cee Johns on 06-26-24
By: Jesikah Sundin
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Enticed by an Alien Warlord
- Fated Mates of the Ferlaern Warriors, Book 1
- By: Ava Ross
- Narrated by: Stephen Dexter, Felicity Munroe
- Length: 7 hrs and 15 mins
- Unabridged
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With my clan threatened, I don’t have time for romance with a pesky Earth female. Until I meet Piper. She and her youngling son are part of our planet’s new settlement. Soon, I find myself helping her plan her home and talking about odd Earthling activities. What is a square dance, and must I do it? She’s soft and lush in all the right places, and I could pick her up and carry her around with one arm. And her son…I ache to show him how to tame a mighty winged trundier. Piper may say she doesn’t need love, but I'll do whatever it takes to win her heart.
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How can a space faring race have no technology?
- By Robin on 05-03-23
By: Ava Ross
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Against the Boards
- Canadian Played
- By: Cynthia Gunderson
- Narrated by: Cynthia Gunderson
- Length: 6 hrs and 3 mins
- Unabridged
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Fate takes a slap shot at Emma's heart when she finds a driver's license outside a grocery store belonging to none other than Tyler Bowen: the center for her brother's hockey team with looks that scream "plenty of scoring off the ice". Her overprotective brother warns her to stay away, but after a particularly patronizing comment, Emma decides to break free from the defense. Sean has always tried to control her relationships, and at 29, she's had enough.
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Funny hockey romp
- By Kindle Customer on 08-10-24
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The Moonlit Woods
- The Shifting Fae, Book 1
- By: Eliza Tilton
- Narrated by: Matyas Job Gombos
- Length: 6 hrs and 38 mins
- Unabridged
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Rosalie is sold to the magistrate of Farrow's Gate to compete in a marriage competition. If she wins, her home is saved. If she loses, she'll be forced to work off her family's debt in an undisclosed location. But the magistrate won't just marry any human. He wants a mate whose magic rivals his own, and Rosalie can't ever reveal just how powerful she is. If the Magi Council discover what she is, it won't just be her life at risk. Her only chance of escape is with the magistrate's bodyguard, Baine, who has no interest in helping. Until one night in the woods when everything changes.
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Do you take this debt relief
- By Kylie on 03-03-23
By: Eliza Tilton
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Wed to the Minotaur
- By: Eden Ember
- Narrated by: Virtual Voice
- Length: 2 hrs and 8 mins
- Unabridged
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I arrive on Alia Terra tempted by the promise of fertile land and females. Filled with longing, I cannot rest until I find a sweet mate just for me. One who will warm my bed at night, one for whom I will build my fortune under the scorching sun. There is only one way to meet a perfect match: the Temple. I do the test and focus on building a prosperous ranch for the female who is destined for me. She will have the best of everything. The wait is long. Long enough to lose hope. And then, the letter comes. My mate is ready to be claimed, and I set out immediately. Nothing can stop me now. When...
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disappointing
- By Bambi on 01-23-25
By: Eden Ember
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My Minotaur Husband
- Stories from New Eden
- By: Lyonne Riley
- Narrated by: Leslie Burke
- Length: 3 hrs and 53 mins
- Unabridged
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Theo the minotaur is shy, gentle, and kind, and wants nothing more than a human wife to spoil. When Celeste agrees to move in and start a trial marriage, he’ll do anything in his power to keep her happy and safe in a world where a human might make a great meal for another monster. The only problem? Theo is huge in more than one way—and he knows Celeste isn’t ready for him yet. It will take trust and time to prepare her as they start to build their new life together, and it might just lead to falling in love.
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perfect cozy monster romance
- By Melissa Coker on 04-29-24
By: Lyonne Riley
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Vengeance in Blood
- Sons of the Mafia, Book 1
- By: E.R. Whyte, Vi Carter
- Narrated by: Will Tulin, Raven Wildewood
- Length: 8 hrs and 35 mins
- Unabridged
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Valachi, the name of a rival mafia family, was the last word on my mother's dying lips. After years of careful deceit and planning, my moment of revenge has finally arrived. The head of the Valachi family has died, leaving his innocent daughter vulnerable. She is forced to take my hand in an arranged marriage. By the time she learns my true identity, it will be too late. As her new husband, I will have complete control over her. I am the enemy in her bed.
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Suspenseful
- By Kindle Customer on 03-13-25
By: E.R. Whyte, and others
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Home Run Baby
- By: Tabatha Kiss
- Narrated by: Virtual Voice
- Length: 7 hrs and 24 mins
- Unabridged
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Two things I didn’t expect to happen to me over Spring Break at Chicago North University: 1. Getting knocked out by a baseball. 2. Getting knocked up by a baseball player.Hunter Novak. The most valuable player in college baseball. Home Run Hunter himself. But that’s not the name he gave me when he took me home from that bar a few months ago. We’re strangers. Now, we’re having a baby together. So, we’re going back to first base. First date. First kiss. First everything all over again in the hope it leads to... first love, I guess? Our baby deserves a family. A real family. Can me ...
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Great 👍
- By Sade Doyle on 01-03-25
By: Tabatha Kiss