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Steve White
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Earle Wilkinson
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Meet the world's only swearing detective.
Swearlot Holmes of 221b is for bastard Baker Street, London. Thrill to excerpts and illustrations from many of his most curious cases such as 'The Adventure Of The Sussex Swearwolf' and 'A Foul -Mouthed Cow In Belgravia'. In these dark, surreal and expletive-ridden examples, Swearlot proves not only is he a master of deduction, but a loquaciously lewd legend to boot. Each story is inspired by the original Strand magazine sketches. Written by (Dean) Earle Wilkinson, the writer of television's SMTV Live and Chums and the console games LittleBigPlanet and Worms. With a career spanning decades he has written for the likes of John Cleese, Stephen Fry, Hugh Laurie, and Harry Hill to name (drop) but a few.
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- Chris S.
- 05-05-24
Clever and funny
I enjoyed this book, but wouldn’t play it around my preschool grandsons. It was a lot of fun to listen to it.
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- ciak
- 04-21-24
Lives up to his name
A very enjoyable condessed canon or rather greatest hits using somewhat bad language, but not so offensive.
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