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Jeremy Carlisle Parker
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"Parker breathes new life into the assassin genre, seamlessly combining the action and world-building of John Wick with themes of power, found family, and what it means to step into the light and truly be yourself."—Rebecca Coffindaffer, author of Crownchasers
Tru has been hiding all her life. Her parents taught her to conceal her bastion Talent: indestructible skin, muscles, and bones. In a world where Talents are common and varied, no one trusts a bastion—they’re too powerful. Hiding failed to keep Tru’s parents alive, but moments before their murder, Tru’s mom pointed her to Logan Dire, a famed recluse assassin who adopted and trained orphaned Tru. At seventeen, she’s still hiding. Not even her closest friends know her true name or Talent, or that she’s balancing high school with knife and stealth training (while crushing on her BFF’s older sister). When assassins interrupt a mundane babysitting job booked through BountyApp—where lethal hunters find work and babysitters for their kids—Tru flees with a one-year-old strapped to her chest and spiraling questions: Who killed her parents? Whom can she trust? What does it mean to be a bastion? And is it ever OK to kiss a girl who’s trying to hunt you down? From an award-winning author comes a masterfully plotted thriller that holds character and relationship on a par with action and nail-biting suspense.
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These aliens seem nice enough, but she needs to figure out how to communicate with them and get back to Earth. Her alien captor finds everything about his new pet adorable, from her tiny toes to her blunted claws to her shiny mane. He will do everything in his power to make sure that his cute little pet remains healthy and happy. But what happens when this giant tentacled alien finds out his lovely pet is a sentient person who wants more from him than pets and treats?
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Better than it had any right to be
- By Alex Fisher on 05-25-22
By: Bebe Harper
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Reclaim the Stars
- 17 Tales Across Realms & Space
- By: Zoraida Córdova
- Narrated by: Almarie Guerra, Zoraida Córdova
- Length: 13 hrs and 6 mins
- Unabridged
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Follow princesses warring in space, haunting ghost stories in Argentina, mermaids off the coast of the Caribbean, swamps that whisper secrets, and many more realms explored and unexplored; this stunning collection of seventeen short stories breaks borders and realms to prove that stories are truly universal. Reclaim the Stars features both bestselling and acclaimed authors as well as two new voices in the genres.
By: Zoraida Córdova
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The Broken Lines of Us
- By: Shia Woods
- Narrated by: Lula Larkin
- Length: 11 hrs and 3 mins
- Unabridged
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Charlie Dawson is really good at running away. After the loss of her parents, she’s stayed as far away from Manhattan and her parents' hotel empire as she could—an act made easier when her brother ruthlessly cut her off from the family fortune. Closing her art gallery, abandoning her dreams, and moving across the country weren’t simple, but that was easier than grieving the loss of the two people she loved most.
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What an Awesome Debut! Such a great love story ❤️
- By Suzy on 01-09-25
By: Shia Woods
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The Actress
- The Curious Case of Cordelia Wainwright
- By: Kimberly J.M. Wilson
- Narrated by: Emily Waters
- Length: 5 hrs and 49 mins
- Unabridged
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Love, Lies, and Disinfectants! Cordelia Wainwright is a successful, self-absorbed actress with a neurotic need for cleanliness who learns that life and love are demanding and messy. Her story is one of discovery, deceit, redemption, and love. It takes the unyielding resolve of those who care about her most to teach her that love is not a dirty four-letter word but the greatest gift she could ever give and, more importantly, be given in return.
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An Unconventional Romantic Comedy
- By barefoot James on 02-05-25
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Little Bee
- A Novel
- By: Chris Cleave
- Narrated by: Anne Flosnik
- Length: 10 hrs and 41 mins
- Unabridged
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Little Bee, the young female refugee from the Nigerian delta, must master the Queen's English and the Queen's England if she is to escape her past and make a life in the UK after two years in a refugee detention center. The novel opens on the day Little Bee is released from the center with no identification papers and only the address of an English couple, Andrew and Sarah, whom she once met on a Nigerian beach. All three of their lives were horribly changed by that meeting on the beach.
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Little Bee
- By debbie ortiz on 08-05-16
By: Chris Cleave
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Born of Blood and Magic
- The Lightless Series, Book 1
- By: M.C. Hutson
- Narrated by: Laura Horowitz
- Length: 10 hrs and 3 mins
- Unabridged
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Violet “Vy” Finch is a vampire cursed, for the very blood she needs is poison to her. Suffering unquenchable hunger and shunned for being of mixed lineage, Vy searches desperately for her mother who disappeared over a decade ago—the one person who may be able to heal her. Unfortunately, a great sorceress prophesies that Vy will only get what she wants if Petra Malkovitch willingly works with her to find a magical relic with the power to change everything.
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I wasn’t prepared!
- By Amber on 12-19-24
By: M.C. Hutson
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Foolproof
- By: Leigh Hays
- Narrated by: Lula Larkin
- Length: 8 hrs and 12 mins
- Unabridged
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Martine Roberts and Elliot Tillman’s childhood friendship was intense. When they bump into each other again 30 years later, sneaking out of an apartment after one-night stands with a pair of roommates, all their feelings come rushing back.
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Whoa. Worth a thousand stars.
- By Anon on 12-18-22
By: Leigh Hays
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Everything Is Poison
- By: Joy McCullough
- Narrated by: Joy McCullough
- Length: 9 hrs and 48 mins
- Unabridged
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For as long as she can remember, Carmela Tofana has desperately wanted one thing: to be a part of La Tofana’s, her mother’s apothecary in Campo Marzio, Rome. When she finally turns sixteen, she’s allowed into the inner sanctum: the workroom where her mother and two assistants craft renowned remedies for their customers. But for every sweet-smelling flower extract in the workroom, there’s another potion requiring darker ingredients.
By: Joy McCullough
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Long Live
- The Elementals of Iona, Book 1
- By: V.B. Lacey
- Narrated by: TJ Clark, Kate Clarke
- Length: 15 hrs and 5 mins
- Unabridged
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Since losing both her mother and the man she loved two years ago, all she wants is stability and peace. But her world is forever changed when her family is attacked on a journey away from home, and she must travel to the Aataran mountain range to find them. Across the realm, four ancient beings who control the elements of nature are awakening. They are being summoned to prevent a force that is greedy for power and threatening to overturn the balance of nature. When Isla's path crosses with one of these elementals, she finds her fate is more entangled with theirs than she had ever imagined.
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An Amazing World
- By K Demps on 04-12-24
By: V.B. Lacey
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Royal
- Brutal Boys of SIN, Book 1
- By: Leila James
- Narrated by: Lucas Dixon, Allison River
- Length: 9 hrs and 28 mins
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I never dreamed I'd be a sorority girl, but from the moment I arrived at my mother's alma mater, the sisters of TZE have welcomed me with open arms. Unfortunately, Kingston University has hidden monsters of its own. I thought I'd be safe here, but I'm not. My past has found me, and it intends to chase me down. These brutal boys of SIN have a singular focus—making my life a living hell. I don't deserve the hate they're doling out or the games they're playing with my head. One savage hunter. One unhinged stalker. One brutal fighter. Royal. Beckham. Wilder.
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Couldn’t finish
- By Barbara Wallace on 02-21-25
By: Leila James
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Phreaks
- By: Matthew Derby
- Narrated by: Ben McKenzie, Carrie Coon, Christian Slater, and others
- Length: 5 hrs and 10 mins
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The year is 1970. Emma Gable, a blind teenager coming of age in a small industrial town in Western New York, is about as far from the seismic cultural transformations rocking campuses and city streets across America as a person can get. Emma escapes the chaos of her dysfunctional family by dialing up random numbers on the phone in her bedroom, just to see who'll answer.
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Great Performance. Unlikable Characters
- By Abby on 08-08-20
By: Matthew Derby
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Zoe Brennan, First Crush
- By: Laura Piper Lee
- Narrated by: Lindsey Dorcus
- Length: 12 hrs and 4 mins
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Zoe Brennan may be the loneliest lesbian in Blue Ridge, but at least she has her family vineyard to keep her busy. When a prestigious wine festival announces it’s coming to town, it kicks off a battle royale among local vineyards vying for the opportunity to host it. Zoe’s in it to win it—being chosen would put Bluebell Vineyards on the map, and she could stick it to the vineyard next door, run by her ex-best friend (now enemy), Rachel. But when Zoe’s father is called home to Italy to care for his sick mother, Bluebell is left without a vintner.
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Can your first crush become your forever?
- By HCLMSL on 03-29-25
By: Laura Piper Lee
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- 04-14-25
It caught me at a good time.
Perhaps I'm being overdramatic, but this was the exact story I needed. It's a fun, if derivative, story involving assassins with superpowers and a queer main character—literally everything I need in a book right now. Hoping to see more stuff from this author, and crossing my fingers for a sequel.
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