The Bathroom Oracle
Terrible Wisdom from the Porcelain Throne
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The Bathroom Oracle
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Narrated by:
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Virtual Voice
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Trevor Carter
This title uses virtual voice narration
Virtual voice is computer-generated narration for audiobooks.
About this listen
This is not your typical bathroom book. There are no cute animal facts. No trivia quizzes. No Sudoku. What you’ll find instead are pages full of dark humor, brutal honesty, and unsolicited advice from a voice that sounds suspiciously like your inner critic—if your inner critic was well-read, deeply cynical, and possibly possessed by a sarcastic gremlin.
With bite-sized affirmations, psychological slap-fests, unsolicited life tips, and existential crisis breaks, this book is perfect for those sacred few minutes when you’re alone with your thoughts... and desperately trying to avoid them.
Whether you're hiding from your responsibilities or just waiting for the flush to finish, The Bathroom Oracle offers comfort, clarity, and the occasional emotional wedgie.
You won’t walk away enlightened—but you will feel seen, judged, and weirdly validated. Sit down. Let go. And listen to the Oracle.
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