The Bizarchives: Weird Tales of Monsters, Magic, and Machines, Book 1
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On the abysmal fringes of sanity itself lies a repository of tales from realms untold. The Bizarchives: Weird Tales of Monsters, Magic and Machines holds secrets of far flung galaxies, haunted dimensions, and fantastical heroes.
Inspired by the works of HP Lovecraft and Robert E Howard, this compilation of short stories takes the listener through all things strange and exhilarating. With 15 stories written by lifelong enthusiasts of the sci-fi, fantasy, and horror genres, The Bizarchives is an unapologetic homage to the golden era of pulp fiction. If you love Conan, Cthulhu, and everything in-between, you won't want to miss this.
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