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The Book That Changes Nothing

A Philosophical Guide to Doing Absolutely No Self-Improvement

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The Book That Changes Nothing

By: Blaise Nothingmore
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A Revolutionary Anti-Self-Help Book for People Who Are Tired of Fixing Themselves

In a world obsessed with productivity, self-improvement, and becoming your “best self,” here comes a book that gently—and unapologetically—refuses to play along. The Book That Changes Nothing is a humorous, minimalist, and thought-provoking guide for anyone who's ever rolled their eyes at life hacks, personal growth checklists, or morning routine gurus.

This is not a book of transformation. It’s a book of observation. Reflection. Occasional sarcasm. And a quiet celebration of simply being who you already are, right now, without trying to become a walking LinkedIn post.

What you’ll find inside:

  • ✔️ A refreshing rejection of endless self-optimization and hustle culture
  • ✔️ Thoughtful (and delightfully unhelpful) essays on identity, motivation, boredom, and the glory of doing less
  • ✔️ Philosophical musings for those tired of goal-setting and guru worship
  • ✔️ The art of sitting still, questioning everything, and accomplishing almost nothing
  • ✔️ Chapters like “The Myth of Progress,” “Why You Should Lower Your Standards,” and “Overthinking for Beginners”


Explore chapters like:

  • The Opening Page: Where Absolutely Nothing Happens
  • The Blank Space (Interpret as You Wish)
  • The Myth of Progress
  • The Joy of Stagnation
  • Why You Should Lower Your Standards
  • The Art of Doing Slightly Less
  • How to Overthink Everything (and Still Do Nothing)
  • The Existential Benefits of Lying Down
  • Procrastination: A Love Story
  • The Case for Taking Yourself Less Seriously
  • A Meditation on Absolutely Nothing
  • Appendix A: Left Blank, Intentionally


This book is perfect for:

  • ✔️ People who are done with self-help clichés and motivational fluff
  • ✔️ Philosophers, minimalists, and lovers of dry humor
  • ✔️ Gag gift seekers, coffee table rebels, and anti-productivity enthusiasts
  • ✔️ Those who quietly suspect they’re already good enough


Minimalist. Philosophical. Hilariously pointless. The Book That Changes Nothing won’t fix your life, but it will help you laugh at the idea that it needed fixing in the first place.

Own the book that promises nothing—and somehow delivers exactly what you didn’t know you needed.

Read slowly. Or don’t.

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