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The Book of Zelph

Another Testament of the Book of Mormon

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The Book of Zelph

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 It was a gruesome crime scene. His beloved father was beheaded, and the prime suspect is his best friend Nephi. Will justice be served? Will he avenge the murder of his father?

Join Laban the younger on an epic journey from Jerusalem to the American continent in search of Nephi the murderer. The Book of Zelph is the world's most true book. It is the true story of the founding of America from the perspective of the Lamanites, the principal ancestors of the Native Americans.

Who Was Zelph?

Perhaps the greatest person in American history was Zelph - the great, white, Lamanite warrior. He was slain during the last great struggle between the Nephites and Lamanites, but not before he documented the lives and teachings of Laban the younger, the son of Abitch, the Asian whores, and his father Dances with Cureloms. His remains were discovered by Joseph Smith and company in 1834, but not much was known about him. He has remained a cult hero among faithful latter-day saints for nearly 180 years.

Zelph's memory was kept alive through fantastic urban legends told around campfires and in early morning seminary. These tales can finally be put to rest because Zelph can finally speak for himself. Zelph fans rejoice, for Zelph's records have been discovered!! We can read Zelph's words, written by his own hand, upon plates.

The Coming Forth of The Book of Zelph

While pondering certain passages in The History of the Church, Volume 2, Josh Anderson came upon a passage that mentioned a great, white, Lamanite warrior named Zelph. This seemingly insignificant event would lead him on a journey to Zelph's final resting place. It was there, in a grove of trees, that Josh would come across the greatest archeological find since Joseph Smith purchased Abraham's writings from Michael Chandler. Josh was led to a handcart overflowing with metal plates. These plates were the Lamanite records. He translated the abridgment of these plates, given to him by Zelph, into the Book of Zelph. For the entire story of the coming forth of the Book of Zelph, read Josh Anderson's testimony at the beginning of the book.

A Timely Discovery

As archeological and DNA evidence seems to disprove the Book of Mormon, the Book of Zelph has come forward as a second witness to The Book of Mormon. The Book of Zelph solves the scientific and logical issues with the Book of Mormon and explains the DNA controversy.

A Message from the Translator of This Work

Thank you for taking the time to read about Zelph. Now that you have learned a little bit about Zelph, don't you want to learn more? I encourage you to take the next step and read the Book of Zelph and then ask yourself if it is true. If you read it and don't think it is true, re-read it and ask yourself again if you think it is true. If you still don’t think it is true, find some dice and try Melph's promise of rolling the dice and getting a seven as outlined in the final chapter of The Book of Zelph. In fact, you don't even need to read the entire book to test Melph's promise. You can just skip to the last chapter. I promise you that if you do the things I tell you, you will eventually discover for yourself that the Book of Zelph is true.

Sincerely,

Josh Anderson, Translator of The Book of Zelph Christianity Crime Literature & Fiction Satire Mormon Murder
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