The Clown in the Church and Other Spooky Tales
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Anthony Tewell
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Scott Newman
About this listen
An animatronic clown is more than what it seems, a terrible bedbug infestation, a film project between brothers gone wrong and beloved pet turtle taken. These are a few of the spooky creepypasta stories you'll find here. Inside this debut collection you'll find over 20 concise and creepy horror stories straight from the famous Nosleep forum on Reddit. Some you may have read before...some you haven't. Turn the lights down, immerse yourself, and enjoy!
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The Answer Is No
- A Short Story
- By: Fredrik Backman, Elizabeth DeNoma - translator
- Narrated by: Stacy Gonzalez
- Length: 1 hr and 49 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall
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Performance
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Lucas knows the perfect night entails just three things: video games, wine, and pad thai. Peanuts are a must! Other people? Not so much. Why complicate things when he’s happy alone? Then one day the apartment board, a vexing trio of authority, rings his doorbell. And Lucas’s solitude takes a startling hike. They demand to see his frying pan. Someone left one next to the recycling room overnight, and instead of removing the errant object, as Lucas suggests, they insist on finding the guilty party. But their plan backfires. Colossally.
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Narrator doesn’t get Backman’s satire or rhythm
- By joey1603 on 12-01-24
By: Fredrik Backman, and others
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George Orwell’s 1984
- An Audible Original adaptation
- By: George Orwell, Joe White - adaptation
- Narrated by: Andrew Garfield, Cynthia Erivo, Andrew Scott, and others
- Length: 3 hrs and 27 mins
- Original Recording
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Overall
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Performance
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- Jaymes2000
- 08-17-24
Nice little collection!
As a horror fan, I really enjoyed this collection. A lot of the stories are under five minutes, but those are the type of “short stories” I enjoy the most. Definitely recommend!
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- Netaw
- 10-21-24
Fresh new ideas to enjoy with a theme
Most of the stories had an industry tie in that I loved with fresh new ideas in the stories. mostly all theme had a great creepy factor that I really enjoyed.
Ok, so the narrator needs work, I admit it. Not once did the narrator take a way of the freshness of the stories. I think you will really enjoy it. lastly if LTC a medical term strikes your fancy, you will get some of the inside humor.
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- Anonymous User
- 09-22-24
Terrible narrator
The stories themselves were good. Some could have really hit, but the narrator was just awful. There was no acting out the stories and characters. There were no transitions from story to story. Everything stayed at the same pace and there was no emotion. I feel like I’m being picky, but I’ve listened to a lot of audiobooks, and this one just made the stories mediocre rather than really helping the stories along.
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- Tim
- 12-28-24
Nice variety of stories!
Really quite a variety of stories, from theme to tone, fantastical to mundane. I liked how there were some shorter ones mixed in that felt like were short enough you could read aloud to others, which is something I'm actually always looking for. My favorite was, "I Think We Have Bedbugs." Narration is delivered relatively flat, but it's fine for reading narration and okay in that regard.
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- Berenice
- 12-17-24
Great story collectio
I liked that the stories were short and left you wondering of the outcome.
I thought the narrator was perfect for this collection.
The characters voices were well done.
Recommend if you like horror and are looking for short listens.
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- Terry Hanson
- 12-31-24
Many really creative stories
There are a lot of different and interesting stories. The author does a good job of variety. Most of the stories are pretty quick which is a nice change of pace.
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- Darien Kruss
- 10-13-24
Your imagination fills in after the scene is set
Horror is not a genre I spend much time with, but I enjoyed the change of pace from stories that take over a dozen hours to reach conclusion. No such long-winded tales here. Each story is just a few minutes long with enough setting and character to get your mind wandering ... and wondering what the outcome might be. Some locales and characters seem to follow a few repeating trends, and nearly all the stories feel written from the same person's vocabulary, despite the narrating character being a child, adult, man, woman, or someone of advanced age. The narration lacks emotion or suspense, and each reading bleeds into the next with no noticeable pause. Will these prevent you from a good night's sleep? No. Will your brain consider alternative endings or continue some stories after hearing them? Yes, if you allow your imagination to run wild.
[disclosure: I received this title for free; I listen at 1.75x]
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