The Day I Swapped My Dad for Two Goldfish
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Finally, the boy has an idea, the kind of idea that changes the whole world: he decides to swap his dad. After all, the boy brags, his dad is as big as 100 goldfish and he swims better than a goldfish.
Neil Gaiman's at his best in this hip, hilarious story for all ages about the perils of bartering family members.
This audio is also part of The Neil Gaiman Audio Collection.
Collect them all: we have more titles in The Neil Gaiman Audio Collection.©2004 Neil Gaiman (P)2009 HarperCollins PublishersListeners also enjoyed...
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Trust dreams, trust your heart, and trust your story. A renowned storyteller whose words have transported readers to magical realms guides a traveler safely through lands unknown and yet strangely familiar...and home again.
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Enchanting
- By HRB on 07-02-17
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Fortunately, the Milk
- By: Neil Gaiman
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Find out just how odd things get in this hilarious story of time travel and breakfast cereal, expertly told by Newbery Medalist and best-selling author Neil Gaiman.
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Where There Is Milk, There Is Hope
- By Dave on 09-21-13
By: Neil Gaiman
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The Wolves in the Walls
- The Neil Gaiman Audio Collection
- By: Neil Gaiman
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Lucy is sure there are wolves living in the walls of their house -- and, as everybody says, if the wolves come out of the walls, it's all over. Her family doesn't believe her. Then one day, the wolves come out.
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Gaiman score big for kids
- By Talia on 01-12-12
By: Neil Gaiman
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The Neil Gaiman Audio Collection
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Four of beloved author Neil Gaiman's delightfully scary, strange, and hilarious children's tales read by the author, now available unabridged.
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Great story and he is an excellent narrator, too
- By T on 05-28-09
By: Neil Gaiman
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Chu's Day
- By: Neil Gaiman, Adam Rex
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Chu is a little panda with a big sneeze. When Chu sneezes, bad things happen. Will Chu sneeze today?
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What?
- By Dark Illuminations on 07-05-19
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Crazy Hair
- The Neil Gaiman Audio Collection
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Bonnie makes a friend who has hair so wild there's even a jungle inside of it! Bonnie ventures through the crazy hair, but she may need more than a comb to tame her friend's insane mane.This audio is also part of The Neil Gaiman Audio Collection.
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Wow, what a fun poem!
- By P. Parker on 06-11-21
By: Neil Gaiman
What listeners say about The Day I Swapped My Dad for Two Goldfish
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- P. Parker
- 06-11-21
Another fun story!!!
I am absolutely in love with Neil Gaiman's children's books now! Buying all of them!
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- Korie K
- 02-23-15
I just <3 Neil Gaiman's stories!
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Neil Gaiman is a master at his craft! I wish he read not only his own books but everything else, too.
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- MsLadyLib
- 06-12-18
Gaiman never fails to entertain.
A perfect kids’ story. Enough repetition to get the (reader) (listener) eager to get to the end, and at the same time delighted by all the swaps and looking forward to all of them.
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- anti-romanticist
- 04-18-22
Great Gaiman short...
I think one would surely be hard pressed to find a cuter story about human trafficking.
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- Heidi
- 07-03-12
absolute gem!
What did you love best about The Day I Swapped My Dad for Two Goldfish?
everything, the whole package.
What did you like best about this story?
i love to listen to to neil reading. the timing pauses between the words make a lot of sense and really give the listener a lot of space to imagine this lovable scenario.
What about Neil Gaiman’s performance did you like?
his voice, his pauses, very pleasant and calming and wise and humorous and witty.
Did you have an extreme reaction to this book? Did it make you laugh or cry?
absolutely. it bleu me away with its simplicity and brilliant original story.
Any additional comments?
i am just crazy about it.
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- SparklyShiny
- 01-16-15
Cute story for kids ... and kids at heart
I never tire of listening to Neil Gaiman read his books. He had me giggling through this book - a short story with a bit of twisted humor.
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- Q
- 03-30-17
What a whimsical story, table indeed.
Easy to listen to, understand, and follow. Wonderful short story containing great imagery. As always, Mr Gaiman brings imagination to the forefront. making silliness an "it could happen moment".
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