The Dystopian Alphabet Book
A Living Nightmare You Probably Shouldn't Read to Your Kids
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Narrated by:
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Tawny Platis
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Tawny Platis
About this listen
A kid's book (that's not really for kids) to help you cope with the world's rapid descent into a dystopian societal collapse. Sleep well!
©2021 Tawny Platis (P)2021 Tawny PlatisWhat listeners say about The Dystopian Alphabet Book
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- Feemster
- 06-08-24
the title is 100%
I love the absolute lighthearted way it's read. I follow Tawni on Instagram and this is the caliber of content she's shown time and again. Each letter works perfectly for the theme and I feel like 11 years old would be about the right time to let your kids listen to this. Some might want to wait until 16 or so when they can really grasp the depth of the humor.
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- kip beegle
- 09-08-22
A is for Awesome
I laughed at how accurate this short book was. it's a sad but true, laugh at our own misery kind of thing. I wish it went on for an hour but loved it!
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- Gillian
- 02-16-25
Hilarious perfection
Chef's kiss, really. Also, I am dead now. I laughed so hard that I passed away and I have had to possess the nearest person to write this review. Worth it.
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- Julia
- 03-01-24
Funny and sad, all at the same time!
Definitely not a kid’s book. It’s depressing and funny, all at the same time. J is for Jokes, and they do get me through the day, Tawni. They sure do. Thanks for a fun book.
E is for eternity. Apparently I haven’t hit the 15 word minimum for a four minute book so I will just have to keep typing for eternity.
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