
The Egg of Enormous Consequences
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Donald Beavers

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Book Seven in THE FELIX BUMBLESNAP MISADVENTURES Series
When Felix Bumblesnap attempts to create the perfect omelet using quantum physics, he inadvertently creates something far more extraordinary—a colossal, reality-warping egg that hums Broadway classics and refuses to be scrambled.
This seventh installment in the beloved Felix Bumblesnap series takes absurdity to cosmic proportions as the egg hatches into Harmony, a musical entity capable of rewriting reality's fundamental codes. But when Harmony's chaotic counterpart Discord arrives in a flurry of jazz improvisation and creative disruption, the city faces its most melodious crisis yet.
Captain Abby Sparks faces her greatest bureaucratic nightmare as she attempts to regulate two cosmic entities with artistic differences. Meanwhile, the reformed villain Professor Doomly trades her dramatic monologues for scientific collaboration, and philosophical vacuum cleaners debate the existential nature of dust.
From quantum toast existing in all possible states of deliciousness to buildings gaining temporary consciousness to express architectural opinions, reality itself becomes an ever-changing symphony of order and chaos. Can Felix and his improbable allies navigate this harmonically enhanced world without causing complete dimensional collapse? And more importantly—will the Integration Committee ever create enough forms to properly document it all?
Deliciously absurd and unexpectedly profound, "The Egg of Enormous Consequences" delivers the perfect blend of scientific mayhem, existential humor, and breakfast-based catastrophes that fans of the series have come to love. Join Felix, Abby, and their expanding cast of cosmic companions in this musical romp through the boundaries of reality itself.
Perfect for fans of Douglas Adams, Terry Pratchett, and John Scalzi—or anyone who's ever wondered what might happen if the universe decided to perform a Broadway musical while serving quantum breakfast.
Remember: In Felix Bumblesnap's world, even the apocalypse comes with toast.
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