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- Joseph E. Willis
- 02-20-25
A different kind of survival story.
I liked it because this was a different kind of preparation and survival story. It was a good read.
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- Anonymous User
- 02-24-25
Pathetic.
Let me listen to the whole thing in AI. While the 29-year-old with $650,000 in the bank talks about losing his roots yeah finds the hot girl who he instantly mounts. All while praying to God every other hour. I dropped to my knees and ask for forgiveness., and then she straddle me, I can’t ever forgive myself for sending jobs overseas, now mount my huge purple throbbing wonder stick
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- Lori
- 12-07-24
Virtual voice…why??
Virtual voice is horrible. This story is flat and lacks substance and the awful narration made it worse. I skipped chapters out of boredom.
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