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The Flamingo's Fated Mate

Lawn Ornament Shifters, Book 1

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The Flamingo's Fated Mate

By: Elva Birch
Narrated by: Jay Alder, PJ Morgan
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To win his mate, he'll have to put his foot down.

Anita is tickled pink when billionaire Frank Wilson picks her little bakery to provide desserts for The Wet and Wild Charity Gala. But what was supposed to be the opportunity of a lifetime turns into the storm of a century.

Flamingo shifter and philanthropist, Frank has been going through life like one of his own clockwork sculptures, not sure of his purpose until he meets the plucky baker who captures his heart and assumes he's a janitor. Trapped together with his fated mate in a big, empty (possibly haunted) event hall with two thousand gourmet cupcakes and no power, Frank is sure that nothing could stand between him and his ultimate happiness.

The only problem is, she's not interested in completing his flock……and they aren't alone in the building.

THE FLAMINGO’S FATED MATE is a sizzling romp of a shifter romance full of humor and heart from their first meeting to the final dance.

Author's note: This is the book I swore I wasn't writing, ever since I mocked up a cover for April Fool's 2021. The joke was on me, of course, and this has been my most demanded title ever since. Now at last: the flamingo jokes! The Simon Says game where Anita makes Frank stand on one leg forever! The cupcakes! The cuddles!

©2022 Elva Birch (P)2024 Elva Birch
Fantasy Paranormal Romantic Comedy Shifter Funny Heartfelt Witty Comedy
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A Scooby Doo shifter mystery romance

🦩🦩🦩🦩🦩🦩Flamingo shifter?! Hahaha … this I gotta see.

Anita the chatterbox was Daphne to bird-brained Frank’s Fred as they investigated spooky stuff.
It was 99% grade school silly, complete with him writing bad poetry and his inner flamingo squawking about his mate. Then there was the 1% at the end where Anita rattled off a couple of sex positions for them to try and the single naughty part only got as frisky as noting her freckles and being on the pill … yeah, kinda odd. Cute, though.

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