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Brandon Francis
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Jolene Gettler
About this listen
Vampires exist.
They use, abuse, and discard.
If you are one of the lucky ones to survive a relationship with a vampire but are left feeling broken and desperate, there is help. Hope.
The cohort support group meets every Sunday night at the community centre.
Refreshments included.
Victoria suffered unimaginable horrors and trauma from her four-year relationship with her vampire ex-boyfriend.
She was one of the lucky ones.
Years later, she enjoys a life of solitude and just wants to be left alone in her new mundane, uneventful life. Her quiet routine shatters to pieces when an unexpected guest joins her vampire victim support group, while an unknown danger stalks her from the shadows.
Who is stalking her? Are they connected to her past? Or did her newest member bring more than a century's worth of trauma into her life?
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- Kelsey
- 06-07-24
Holy sh*t
That ending hurt!
I’ve never been so blindsided by a book ending in the best way.
The narrator was perfect too! I will definitely be checking out their other works. 5 stars
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- simplegalus
- 06-29-24
My heart!!
Oh my goodness! This book is incredible and I listened to the whole thing in 2 days because I just needed to know what would happen and I did NOT see this ending coming… at all! The story, characters, and writing are just amazing and the narration was FANTASTIC! You could tell he was fully connected to the story the entire time and really draws you in. Loved every second of it. Even if it made me cry!
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- TS
- 09-23-24
Ooh the twist!!
I really enjoyed this story! The narrator did a great job bringing this story to life. Excellent characters and immersive descriptions allow you to sink right in. This thriller has a spicy romantic subplot to heat your blood but the twists will chill you to the bone! I will definitely be looking for more from this author.
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- Bobbie I. L.
- 06-27-24
Perfect Title
The narration was good, though a little halting here and there, but the twists and unexpected turns in the story more than made up for any inconsistencies. I spent half the story trying to decide how I felt about the main character. At times, I wondered if it wasn’t just that the writing and narrative style isn’t my preference, but I was deceived. The author surprised me. The character surprised me. I finished the last chapter with a sly smile on my face. This is one of those books where not finishing it would’ve been a tragedy!
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- Ashley Steele
- 06-02-24
loved this
omg this story was incredible and the narration phenomenal. the ending yessssss. I wasnt expecting it. it was all so brilliantly crafted!
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