
The Grumpus
And His Dastardly, Dreadful Christmas Plan
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Theo Solomon
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Alex T. Smith
About this listen
From Alex T. Smith, bestselling author of the Claude series and How Winston Delivered Christmas, comes a fantastically festive Christmas adventure about a gorgeous grumpy character. Inspired by The Krampus and with a hint of The Grinch, The Grumpus is a heartwarming story that celebrates the true meaning of Christmas, the perfect story for all the family to enjoy together.
Do you know about The Grumpus?
And his Dastardly, Dreadful Christmas Plan? And about the Awful Thing that happened at the North Pole on Christmas Eve?
Perhaps I should tell you about it...
This heartwarming story follows the adventures of an unlikely hero as he journeys to the North Pole, unwittingly and somewhat reluctantly making lots of new friends along the way.
©2022 Alex T. Smith (P)2022 Macmillan Publishers International LimitedListeners also enjoyed...
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- Carly Ally
- 02-02-25
Very Funny and Cute!
The Grumpus is a heartwarming Christmas story that is a very fun listen for anyone especially families!
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