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The Last Stand of Earth

The Oyun Chronicles, Book 1

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The Last Stand of Earth

By: Alexander Salazar
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Noah Beckett was living a perfectly average life—regular job, mild coffee addiction, zero expectation of being humanity’s last hope. But then, a voice in the sky informed the good people of Earth that they had been drafted into an intergalactic war, and suddenly, survival became his full-time occupation.

As promised, a relentless invasion of alien knights descends, reducing our planet to a smoldering battlefield. Their armor shrugs off bullets. Their swords cut through steel.

Their goal? Annihilate humankind.

Noah’s goal? Find his wife. Don’t die. Maybe punch an alien in the face.

Armed with sheer stubbornness, a mouthy sword, and a talent for running away at strategically appropriate moments, Noah’s about to prove that fate really should have picked someone else.

Still, Noah’s not going down without a fight.

If he can survive long enough, he might just save the world.

©2025 Alexander Salazar (P)2025 Alexander Salazar Humorous Post-Apocalyptic Science Fiction Survival Funny Witty
Genre-bending Mayhem • Sarcastic Hero • Perfect Pacing • Relatable Protagonist • Emotional Depth • Razor-sharp Humor
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I wasn’t sure what to expect when I hit play on The Last Stand of Earth, but I’m glad I did. This book is wild in the best way. Imagine if Douglas Adams and Jim Butcher teamed up to write about a reluctant hero fighting space knights with a talking sword—and somehow made it deeply emotional and genuinely funny. That’s this book.

Noah, the main character, is equal parts snarky, confused, and determined. He’s searching for his wife during an alien invasion. The humor had me laughing out loud, but there are real stakes too—grief, hope, and that human stubbornness to keep going even when the universe literally nukes your plans.

But what really sold it for me was the narration. The author reads it himself, and it makes a difference. There’s something about hearing the story from the person who lived in this weird, wonderful world that makes it hit differently. He knows the beats, the sarcasm, the timing—and he delivers.

If you like sci-fi with heart, action with absurdity, and characters who feel like people you want to get a drink with (or hide behind in a battle), this is for you. I’m already waiting for book two.

A Hilarious, Heartfelt, and Action-Packed Debut – Even Better with the Author Narrating!

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Alexander Salazar doesn’t just write this story—he lives it. His narration is energetic, funny, and perfectly captures the chaotic tone of the book. There’s something special about hearing the author read his own work, especially when the voice is such a huge part of what makes the book shine. The humor lands even better out loud, and the emotional beats hit harder. It felt like sitting next to a brilliant, slightly unhinged friend telling you the world’s weirdest war story. Highly recommend the audio version.

5 star review: The Perfect Performance for a Wild Story

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If you’re even remotely considering picking up The Last Stand of Earth on Audible, let me save you the debate: do it. This isn’t just a great sci-fi novel—it’s one of the most entertaining audiobook experiences I’ve had in a long time.

Alexander Salazar not only wrote this book, he narrates it himself, and that’s where the magic happens. You can tell this story is personal. There’s a rhythm to the narration that perfectly matches the dry humor, existential dread, and bursts of absurdity woven throughout. His performance brings Noah to life with a deadpan delivery that had me grinning like an idiot in public and occasionally choking on my coffee. (Warning: do not listen while drinking anything carbonated.)

The story itself is a beautiful mess of genre-bending mayhem: an alien invasion, a sarcastic everyman hero, a talking sword (yes, really), and a quest to find his missing wife across a crumbling America. It sounds ridiculous—and it is—but Salazar grounds the chaos with heart. Noah isn’t a chosen one. He’s just some guy trying not to fall apart while the world ends. That relatability, paired with his self-deprecating humor and reluctant bravery, makes him a character you can’t help but root for.

As an audiobook, the pacing is spot-on. Salazar knows exactly how long to let a pause linger for comedic effect and when to lean into a line emotionally. There’s no overly dramatic voice acting or unnecessary theatrics—just a clear, compelling storyteller who knows his own material inside and out. The tone is something between Douglas Adams, Kevin Hearne, and if Cormac McCarthy wrote a buddy comedy during an alien apocalypse. And somehow, it works.

What surprised me most was the emotional depth. Beneath all the sarcasm and sci-fi carnage, there’s a beating heart. Noah’s love for his wife, his guilt, his fear, his occasional bursts of hope—it all feels real. The humor never undercuts the sincerity. It enhances it.

Bottom line: If you love audiobooks that combine a strong, unique voice with great storytelling, The Last Stand of Earth is a must-listen. And if you're already a fan of quirky, character-driven sci-fi? Buckle up. You’re in for something special.

Excellent

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The dialogue is snappy, the pacing is relentless, and the blend of action and comedy is perfect. The tone is unique—irreverent but sincere, funny but grounded. Salazar has something special here.

The most fun I’ve had since the Martian

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I loved the story and how it was told … such a creative new author! Can’t wait to see what is next in this young artists repertoire!

An imagination on fire

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This audiobook was a blast from start to finish. Salazar’s narration adds a whole new layer to the story—snappy, well-paced, and full of personality. The sarcasm, the tension, the alien weirdness—it all hits just right. It’s rare that an author can write and perform this well, but Salazar nails it. Great production quality, unforgettable characters, and a voice that keeps you completely hooked. If you’re into action-packed sci-fi with a dark sense of humor, this is a must-listen.

Sci-Fi, Comedy, and Heart Come Alive in Audio

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A book narrated by the author is usually never a good thing, and for the first two chapters I feared that would be the case, however, Salazar gets into the flow of it and then I found myself having so much fun. It’s great to listen to while driving around and I love the characters and the action sequences. Very funny too. I’m excited for the sequel.

Great Boik

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I don’t just read for plot—I read for people, and this book has a crew that sticks with you. Noah’s evolution is both funny and heart-wrenching. Stabby is bizarrely lovable. And Carrot? Carrot’s the kind of guy you want in your corner when the space-knights start swinging. Each survivor has their own voice, and together, they’re what makes this story shine.

Title: Every character feels real—and I would die for Carrot.

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I don’t usually leave reviews, but The Last Stand of Earth totally deserves it. The story itself is a wild blend of sci-fi chaos, emotional depth, and razor-sharp humor.

Alexander Salazar’s performance captures Noah’s dry wit, the absurdity of the alien invasion, and the heart behind every scene. You can tell he knows his characters inside and out—because he wrote them. The pacing is spot-on, the voices are distinct without being distracting, and the emotional moments hit.

It’s rare to find a debut that’s this confident, clever, and just plain fun. If you’re into sarcastic heroes, apocalyptic insanity, and stories with both heart and humor, grab the audiobook. You won’t regret it.

A hilarious, action-packed thrill ride

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The visual energy in this book is wild. Everything feels big—the battles, the settings, the characters’ personalities. But it’s not all noise. The quieter moments hit hard. And the jokes? Chef’s kiss.

It’s like reading a comic book that exploded into a novel.

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