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The Last of the Giant Fire Lizards
- Narrated by: Christopher John Fetherolf
- Length: 17 hrs and 49 mins
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When her nest is destroyed and her forever mate slaughtered, Zephyr Ignitus, the last of an ancient breed of fire-breathing dragon, gathers together a team of saber-toothed panthers, woolly mammoths, and a crew of howler monkeys brandishing swords and weapons stolen from the ships of men, all to hunt down and scorch the evil beast-killing wizard that did her wrong.
The Last of the Giant Fire Lizards is a fast-paced, R-rated comedy under the cloak of an epic rip-roaring fantasy-adventure. It's lizard versus wizard with fire-breathing, magic flinging, and every manner of beast, from unicorns to gorgons, her unlikely allies in the fight against the warlock and his minions. This tale smashes its way through a world of magical monsters, erupting volcanos, titan-sized fights, and an ancient lizard who just cant seem to get fortune to favor her.
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- Simon
- 05-14-24
Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!
Seriously give this one a listen, it’s a nice fun fairly light romp of a story with stellar narration. Definitely got me hankering to snack on some goat people…
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- erobbins33
- 05-18-24
Funny!
If you like base humor, especially relating to anatomy and adult-themes, combined with a feel-good story with telepathic magical creatures, adventures, brutal fighting and mayhem, read this story!
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- Amazon Customer
- 05-31-24
what a great world to immerse into!
I liked nearly every moment of the audible story. I would love to read it again on paper. Occasionally his voices reminded me of either characters from Bill the Dead or Emperor Palpatine. This is a great first book by an already accomplished storyteller.
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- Melissa and Josh
- 05-20-24
Stay awhile, and listen!
The title of this review is an homage to Decard Cain from Diablo 2, who I am reminded of with one of the voices in this absolutely fabulous tale!
I love a story that gives a unique arch in terms of characters, and this one definitely did that! From points of view of Zephyr the dragon, to the goat people, to the panthers (Love the metal band reference), to the monkeys, to every single other character brought about in this marvelous adventure.
Do yourself a favor and give this one a listen. I wasn't sure what to expect, but I found myself rolling a number of times throughout the listen. Chris did an amazing job in both writing and narration. I wasn't shocked at the narration, given his previous works, but man, he can tell a tale!
Also, hey! hey! hey! The goat people were my favorite! But I will freely admit that I would have fallen victim to the mermaids.
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- LL
- 06-16-24
A Quest for Your Inner Child!
An epic sci-fi comedy that leads the listeners through a series of adventures and introduces characters that are full of sass and crude hilarity. Your inner child deserves this story! Cannot wait for the next installment!
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- Robert Alley
- 06-18-24
Great story and performance.
This was a great listen, CJF has been an excellent narrator and now he has become an excellent writer. Thank you Christopher for an entertaining book.
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- storieswithsoul
- 10-20-24
What a delightful story!
With many laugh-out-loud and quirky moments and an exciting premise, it wasn't easy to put down. It’s a fun, thrilling story with enough twists to keep readers entertained and engrossed. As a fan of epic fantasy, I expected to love this book but didn’t expect to love it as much as I have. Every dialogue, every scene, and every twist is brilliantly crafted. And since I listened to an audio version, it would be remiss of me not to mention how well-narrated it is. The narration has given it even more depth and made it impossible not to get sucked into this adventurous tale, which, frankly, is hard to categorize into one genre. For me, the humor is the selling point. I don’t remember laughing so much while reading and that’s been truly a pleasure.
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