The Life and Times of a Wise Slime
The Wise Slime Series, Book 1
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Damaris Santos
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Just like a roller coaster, a great story has a slow start then it brings out the excitement. Join the adventurous life of a very lucky slime monster. What makes them so lucky you say? Well, this little slime managed to evolve into the smartest slime on the faraway planet of Voice. Derp has to adventure all over the world gaining new information to add to their collections of stories. Learn more about other creatures, magic, and the origins of the planet Voice through the life and times of a wise slime.
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- kikosutton at Guitar Bandage
- 12-14-24
great story about the life and adventures of derp
I can't wait for the next book. this story was so cute and yet so life like. I want the next book
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