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Edoardo Ballerini
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Terry Southern
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In this uproarious and wicked cult-classic, Southern skewers American greed and pomposity
Guy Grand, an eccentric billionaire prankster, is rich enough to do whatever he likes. And what he likes is to carefully execute projects where he can cauterize by ridicule what the rest of the world ignores: Complacency, greed, corruption, and idiocy. Determined to "make it hot for people," Grand spends his billions staging a series of hilarious, sometimes bewildering stunts, lampooning along the way the American holy cows of money, status, power, beauty, media, and stardom.
Concocting deliciously perverse mayhem, he throws a million one-hundred-dollar bills into an enormous vat of steaming offal, proving just what people will do for money, and he promotes a new silky shampoo that turns hair to wire and a deodorant that becomes a time-released stench-bomb. He inserts subliminally suggestive and perverse images into well-loved classic films, takes a howitzer on safari, and brings a panther to a kennel club dog show. His most elaborate adventure is an ultra-exclusive cruise aboard the S.S. Magic Christian, where elite passengers are treated to a series of madcap indignities.
The Magic Christian is a hilarious and savagely satiric view of American commercialism, rich in Southern's deft handling of detail, dialogue, and delightful deviancy.
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- Length: 13 hrs and 52 mins
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In this sardonic portrait of the up-and-coming middle class during the prosperous 1920s, Sinclair Lewis perfectly captures the sound, the feel, and the attitudes of the generation that created the cult of consumerism. With a sharp eye for detail and keen powers of observation, Lewis tracks successful realtor George Babbitt's daily struggles to rise to the top of his profession while maintaining his reputation as an upstanding family man.
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Makes You Think
- By E. Pearson on 02-21-13
By: Sinclair Lewis
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Babbitt
- By: Sinclair Lewis
- Narrated by: Grover Gardner
- Length: 11 hrs and 55 mins
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On the surface, everything is all right with Babbitt’s world of the solid, successful businessman. But in reality, George F. Babbitt is a lonely, middle-aged man. He doesn’t understand his family, has an unsuccessful attempt at an affair, and is almost financially ruined when he dares to voice sympathy for some striking workers. Babbitt finds that his only safety lies deep in the fold of those who play it safe. He is a man who has added a new word to our language: a “Babbitt,” meaning someone who conforms unthinkingly, a sheep.
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Jonathan Franzen, circa 1922
- By Joe Kraus on 04-09-16
By: Sinclair Lewis
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The Invaders Plan
- Mission Earth, Volume 1
- By: L. Ron Hubbard
- Narrated by: Full Cast
- Length: 3 hrs and 8 mins
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They are the Voltarians of Voltar - an empire 110 planets strong. They are already among us. And the invasion is about to begin...in a hundred years or so. Or is it? The truth is far more sinister. Undercover, underground, and out of sight, the invaders plan what may in fact be a massive diversion. In the darkest recesses of Voltar’s Coordinated Information Apparatus (otherwise known as the CIA), a tyrant of terror sets out to exploit the invasion in order to seize power. All that stands in his way is a planet that doesn’t exist.
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overly abridged
- By Pielle Szabo on 01-10-17
By: L. Ron Hubbard
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Scoop
- By: Evelyn Waugh
- Narrated by: Simon Cadell
- Length: 6 hrs and 37 mins
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In Scoop, surreptitiously dubbed "a newspaper adventure", Waugh flays Fleet Street and the social pastimes of its war correspondants as he tells how William Boot became the star of British super-journalism and how, leaving part of his shirt in the claws of the lovely Katchen, he returned from Ishmaelia to London as the "Daily's Beast's" more accoladed overseas reporter.
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Well Written & Funny but Lacking
- By Michael on 07-19-15
By: Evelyn Waugh
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Book of Secrets
- By: Chris Roberson
- Narrated by: Peter Brooke
- Length: 9 hrs and 29 mins
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It will take more than angels and demons to stop him. Reporter Spencer Finch is embroiled in the hunt for a missing book, encountering along the way cat burglars and mobsters, hackers and mysterious monks. At the same time, he's trying to make sense of the legacy left to him by his late grandfather, a chest of what appear to be pulp magazines from the golden age of fantasy fiction.
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- By Sandra on 04-04-16
By: Chris Roberson
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Stand on Zanzibar
- By: John Brunner, Bruce Sterling - foreword
- Narrated by: Erik Bergmann
- Length: 21 hrs and 16 mins
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Niblock House is a rising executive at General Technics, one of a few all-powerful corporations. His work is leading General Technics to the forefront of global domination, both in the marketplace and politically - it's about to take over a country in Africa. Donald Hogan is his roommate, a seemingly sheepish bookworm. But Hogan is a spy, and he's about to discover a breakthrough in genetic engineering that will change the world...and kill him. Society is squeezed into hive-living madness by god-like mega computers and mass-marketed psychedelic drugs.
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perfect audio experience
- By Darryl on 03-24-14
By: John Brunner, and others
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In the Garden of Iden
- A Novel of the Company, Book 1
- By: Kage Baker
- Narrated by: Janan Raouf
- Length: 11 hrs and 30 mins
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The first novel of Kage Baker’s critically acclaimed, much-loved series, the Company, introduces us to a world where the future of commerce is the past. In the 24th century, the Company preserves works of art and extinct forms of life (for profit of course). It recruits orphans from the past, renders them all but immortal, and trains them to serve the Company, Dr. Zeus, Inc. One of these is Mendoza, the botanist. She is sent to Elizabethan England to collect samples from the garden of Sir Walter Iden.
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Very different SF, both in performance and tone
- By A reader on 10-21-11
By: Kage Baker
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Single & Single
- By: John le Carré
- Narrated by: Michael Jayston
- Length: 12 hrs and 4 mins
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A lawyer from the London finance house of Single & Single is shot dead on a Turkish hillside by people with whom he thought he was in business. A children's magician is asked by his bank to explain the unsolicited arrival of more than five million pounds sterling in his young daughter's modest trust. A freighter bound for Liverpool is boarded by Russian coast guards in the Black Sea. The celebrated London merchant venturer "Tiger" Single disappears into thin air.
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The spy who came back to the bank
- By Darwin8u on 03-12-14
By: John le Carré
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Please Don't Eat the Daisies
- By: Jean Kerr
- Narrated by: Marni Webb
- Length: 2 hrs and 23 mins
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This collection of essays observes the perils of motherhood, wifehood, selfhood, and other assorted challenges. Since its publication in 1957, it has sold millions of copies and has been adapted into a Broadway play, a film, a TV series, and now an audiobook. Jean Kerr's parodies of the clichéd 1950s prescription for glamorous or maternal feminine behavior still resonate today as we enter the 21st century.
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Poor narration of smart, dry, funny essays
- By Buyseverythingonline on 04-30-16
By: Jean Kerr
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Black No More
- By: George S. Schuyler
- Narrated by: Sean Crisden
- Length: 5 hrs and 23 mins
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According to Max Disher, an ambitious young black man in 1930s New York, someone of his race has only three alternatives: "Get out, get white, or get along." Incapable of getting out and unhappy with getting along, Max leaps at the remaining possibility. Thanks to a certain Dr. Junius Crookman and his mysterious process, Max and other eager clients develop bleached skin that permits them to enter previously forbidden territory. What they discover in white society, however, gives them second thoughts.
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outrageous!
- By Jennifer on 07-31-18
What listeners say about The Magic Christian
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- Celtic Snake
- 02-04-23
As good as the great 50+ year old film with Peter Sellers
Terry Southern’s discerning observations and social critiques are truly anthropological (if anthropologists were equipped with biting humor and salty language).
Read him if you have time, but this audible version’s straight-faced presentation is hilarious— a true delight.
[Although the novel was not available in the small town where I grew up the film (screenplay changed from the novel in several ways) did appear — but even a cast with Peter Sellers and Ringo Starr with a sound track composed by McCartney and Coward that remains memorable did not make it a box office winner. Too bad ]
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- Jedediah Parish
- 08-22-23
Thoroughly enjoyable book and performance
Thoroughly enjoyable book and performance. Amazon asks that I write fifteen words words words.
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- Michael Lopez
- 08-15-18
Terry Southern’s Masterpiece
Brilliant satire, brilliantly read. A masterpiece from Terry Southern, screenwriter of Dr. Strangelove. One of the great books of the twentieth century
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- Anonymous User
- 10-23-22
NYC dweller laughed throughout
Although deeper social issues were woven throughout, much humor to be found for city people here. ——La Bernardin chapter -to have been dining on that night! Nailed The Bendel type Women” so well *confession ; I still miss tea time @HB* —-fantastic short satirical read with a very relatable main character
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- David R Wellens
- 09-17-20
Revisited
Theatrically told to great effect. Read decades ago and thrilling to revisit this way. Highly recommended.
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- Teddy
- 04-07-16
Disappointing
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The book just really didn't go anywhere. It was a series of pointless pranks played on unsuspecting people by a bored billionaire. I think it was meant as a comedy but I just didn't find it very funny, perhaps it's just dated and at the time of it's release it was very funny. I'm not sure but I didn't enjoy it.
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- Shannon Hanson
- 04-05-22
Maybe I missed the point when I slept through part
I considered going back and listening to the parts I slept through, then reconsidered. The parts I did hear sometimes hinted at a story line via woefully strained, stilted dialogue full of cliches and attempts to feign eruditeness, vomited drolly by characters cut from multicolored construction and crepe papers. Alas, no, in the end it was just a ruse, there is no plot here, not even the weakest glimmer of one.
Honestly this felt like a narrow bumpy backroad to nowhere which has occasional fruit stands, but the fruit stands all sell only Durian.
Vocal performance was good,
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- Anonymous User
- 02-15-21
not to be mistaken for christian reading
I made it through several chapters trying to get a hold on the story and the main plot. I never recognized anything to start coming together all the way up to chapter 10. although I typed in that I was searching for christian literature and found the title drawing to me. the words that were used in this book were so far from what I expected, that I listed it as finished but will not pick this one back up and will look further into what I pick next time so that I do not get ambushed again. If it is considered to be christian work, then please make sure your words used could be read to children. good luck on the next one.
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- Kindle Customer
- 03-11-15
Easily the my worst audible experience
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The "plot" of this book, if it indeed has one, is as a biography of a fictional rich investor who gets sadistic kicks out of demeaning people with his money. It started with him giving a hot-dog vendor such a large bill that he could not change it as the train he is on pulls away and the vendor cannot manage to return it no matter how frantically he tries; this is the only gag he does with any heart at all (and is almost funny), the rest is full of "japes" like having strangers jump in pits of excrement to retrieve money and buying manufacturers and forcing them to make harmful products with a finale of trapping people on a boat called "the Magic Christian" and causing them as much pain and suffering as he can.
If you have any compassion for fellow humans I think you will find this as funny as I did: not at all. I found no redeeming qualities in this book; I tried to return it but was not allowed to by the system, perhaps because I bought it with a discount. It would not been worth my suffering through if it were free.
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