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The Mind Says Yes, The Body Called 911

Growing older is mandatory - Acting your age is optional

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The Mind Says Yes, The Body Called 911

By: Steven Doornbos
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Welcome to the laugh-out-loud chaos of getting older—and refusing to act like it.

In The Mind Said Yes… The Body Called 911, you'll meet a cast of lovable, slightly unhinged seniors who try everything their minds enthusiastically agree to... only to have their joints, muscles, and dignity cry out in betrayal.

From trampoline disasters and Zumba incidents to TikTok misadventures and DIY plumbing chaos, this book is packed with hilarious real-life missteps, relatable aging wisdom, and the kind of humor that will leave you snorting into your applesauce.

If you’ve ever said, “I still got it,” and then promptly pulled something proving you absolutely do not—this book is for you.

Because aging isn’t about slowing down.
It’s about speeding up… the need for ibuprofen.

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