
The Naked Cleaner
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Narrated by:
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Ray Calleja
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By:
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Sophia Soames
About this listen
It’s always been a thing, the gag joke gift Pontus Andreassen’s so-called friends present him with for Valentine’s Day. Not that people care much about Valentine’s Day in Denmark these days, and anyway, all of them are now grown up and sensible and mature and… adult.
Pontus hates that word. He hates it almost as much as he hates going out and meeting other human beings and engaging in socialising, conversation and mutual masturbation.
Until the day he gets gifted a cleaner, and his quiet Friday turns into the Valentine’s date from hell.
Louis Ramsdahl-Soto’s grandmother would probably have whipped his third-generation Chilean immigrant arse if she knew that he has turned her famous recipe for Pastel de Choclo into some Scandinavian vegan delicacy. She would have whipped his arse for a lot of things, he knows that. The problem is that Louis seems to lack that vital gene to get his life in order. Instead he has moved back home to his parents and started up his own company, which is going well, if only his clients would remember to pay him, and if he could sometimes remember to put his meagre earnings in the bank.
He’s a little bit of a disaster, but at least he’s good at what he does. Until he meets Pontus Andreassen.
Now re-edited and refreshed for 2023!
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it's my first book but from Sophia Soames and I really enjoyed it. it is always so refreshing when the life plot of the character is new for me, it's my first with a naturist character and it was nice to get more info about that lifestyle.
I did enjoy Ray Calleja voice but I'd to slow the audio to 0.90x cause he was too fast for me, and he needs to respect more the pauses between sentences. I'm a read and listen at the same time person and I'm thankful I did because I was kind of lost sometime by the rythme he gaves to the narration.
when love shows that being weird is the best
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Ray Calleja brings Pontus and Louis to life making them more real to the readers. His voice differentiates enough between the two mc so you know whose point of view you're in with each chapter. He just brings a new life to an already fascinating read.
This book is one of those awkwardly wonderful books that you don't know why you love but you do. Pontus and Louis both are messes and need someone who will support and accept them as they are. Let's say a lot of akward beginnings blossoms into something real and perfect for them.
First, read from this author and now tempted to try more to see if they are as real and pure as this story was.
just works
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Love the querky awkwardness galore.
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What a delightfully funny story of two man boys. I laughed my way through the entire story. Poor Pontus and his neurosis and Louis with his own disasters are a match made in heaven... as long as they don't kill one another first.
This story made my day.
Opposites attract, grumpy/sunshine, brings the heat
Rom-com at its finest!!
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I listened to the audiobook, and thought the narrator did a good job. It’s delightful to listen to a british narrator. A rare treat. I will say, he speaks incredibly fast, lol. I’m all for it, as I usually listen to audiobooks between 1.4 and 1.7x speed.
Sophia Soames writes with great flow
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It grew on me
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The narrator Ray Calleja is new-to-me but I’ll definitely be looking for more. My googlefu tells me he’s an actor, writer and producer in addition to his audiobooks voice productions. His performance was well done. There were a few very minor engineering/production things that were noticeable but not huge issues.
I reviewed a complimentary copy.
someone for everyone
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Together We Are Weirdness!
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Normally the accent would have saved the narrative from bombing, and it may have had Pontus not turn me completely off, but it was bearable at least. Definitely going to search for more audiobooks with this narrator to give him a fair chance.
Meh
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Quick read
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